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my cozy room in the middle of manhattan pt. 3, summer in the city

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pretending to be sober at convenience stores

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Kids these days who think that being a bard is just about swinging swords and playing lutes disgust me. Where’s the pizzazz? The showmanship? The seduction??

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god fucking damn The Get Down is a fucking masterpiece.

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This!!!!

the greatest moments from Phineas and Ferb:

BOW CHICKA BOW WOW, THAT’S WHAT MY BABY SAYS

”I call it the Buoyancy Operated Aquatic Transporter, or Bo-At for short.”

”I’m not crying, I’m just sweating through my eyes”

when they all shrunk themselves and Baljeet got stuck on top of the lamp with the dead flies

“My name is Doof, and you’ll do what I say, whoop whoop!”

Candace’s voice when she had an allergic reaction to wild parsnips

“Ah, Perry The Platypus, your timing is incredible.  And by incredible, I mean comPLETELY CREDIBLE!!!”

Buford’s cupid costume

”I never leave home without my velvet rope!” “Where do you keep that?” “I’ll never tell.”

”So, do I know romance or what?”  “What.”  “I said, do I know romanc–” “I heard you”

Phineas’s dAMN OBLIVIOUSNESS.  LIKE, ISABELLA MAKES IT SO CLEAR THAT SHE LIKES HIM BUT THE BOY CAN’T TAKE A HINT

Marty the rabbit boy and his musical blender

”We small band of brothers…and girl from across the street”

”What did you think? A (insert name of object) was just going to fall out of the sky?” *said object falls out of the sky*

STAR WARS CROSSOVER

MARVEL CROSSOVER

when Doofenshmirtz gets glue all over his hands and they get stuck to records, and Perry uses the body control helmet to make Doof create what’s arguably the greatest song ever

Running from love in a bear suit

that one time Alex Hirsch guest starred as a talking juice box

“Paulllll Bunyan’s!  Where the food is good (but not too good, eh?)”

“Mom!  Phineas and Ferb made me!”  “I have some stretch marks that would suggest otherwise.”

Baljeet and Buford’s bromance

the episode when they got the band back together.  Just…that episode in its entirety.

“Hit it Carl!”  “WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”  *Carl pulls lever anyway*

when Isabella out-cuted the Meaps with her own natural cuteness

“It’s a scientific fact!”

“I’m you from the future!”  “Wait, I am not Indian in the future?”

“I feel reasonably sure it’s over this time.  No, wait, he’s up AGAIIIIN”

when Perry bit Doofenshmirtz’s finger and Phineas says “Perry, no!  We do not bite the elderly!”

Ferb’s adorable crush on Vanessa

when Baljeet accidentally takes a rock and roll summer class and gets mad because it’s not graded, and performs one hell of a song

Planty the Potted Plant

“GET ON THE TRIKE!!!”

Carl’s “Dr. Coconut” dance

Tuff Shoo Laysizz

“TREES ARE MADE OF WOOD”

O.W.C.A. Secret Headquarters (pay no attention to this sign)

“My watermelon!”

the giant floating baby head

Lots of me

when Doof got zapped with the ugly-inator and nothing changed

when Monogram kept laughing about Doofenshmirtz being abbreviated as Doof

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shaun: hey

everyone: *ignores him*

shaun:

shaun @ patient:

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Theory: Animal Crossing Pocket Camp features the McElroy brothers.

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so… 🌟 chunks huh?

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Планы на вечер….

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hey reblog or reply w/ games that feel like home for you, games that immediately make u feel calm and peaceful the second you hear the intro music, and it’s like coming home or a breath of fresh air

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my math teacher last year had one and she let me lick it right on her desk it was invigorating

I bought a little pink rock salt lamp, and i licked it just now….can confirm it is very salty

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Reblog if you’d rather have $45 than a gender

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Yashima Architects and Associates. Miyamae House. Kanagawa Prefecture. Japan. photos: Ken’ichi Suzuki

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the pros of being aware of your own behaviour: you can tell when you're splitting, you can tell when you're being unreasonable, you can kind of tell when you ARE being reasonable, you can tell when you're expecting people to mind read, you're aware of your behaviour and how to mitigate the harmful parts

the cons of being aware of your own behaviour: it doesn't actually fix anything and you will still have these as your knee-jerk reflexive thinking and behaviour forever

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lab safety but the teacher just wants you to die