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lillyss · 2 months ago

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mick has ALWAYS been a fine, cutie patootie, pretty and handsome guy. idc ginger mick, chubby mick, woman mick, straight hair mick, mick now, literally every mick era… and the fact that he doesn’t like how he looks like makes me wanna rip my shirt off in anger

anyway, what mick era do you like the most? maybe in order? :)

i literally SQUEALED reading this cause this is all REAL AND TRUE!!! also i need peepaw to keep his opinions of himself to a minimum cause all he says are untrue and false statements. idgaf if he thinks he’s ugly cause that’s wrong and he’s not looking at that in an objective way: he’s beautiful, gorgeous, pretty, handsome and cute. he’s also smart, talented, funny, charming and the coolest bitch ever. so peepaw if you’re reading this… shut the fuck up about how “ugly” and “dumb” you are, cause that’s not true and i don’t wanna hear you yap about that anymore!! ok sorry… just need him to know he’s being a little liar. ANYWAYS…

god… how am i supposed to rank these eras i love them ALL!! ok ok, i’ll do it… just know whatever place these eras go, my heart will be broken because i wanna give them all first place. alright, imma make my list now, remember this is my opinion (and it’s always subject to change cause i love all his eras so much):

at number ten: tffl mick

- i don’t really think about baby crue a lot. when i go to my secret mick pinterest board… as much as it pains me to say, i don’t go to my “tffl mick” section.

- it’s nothing against tffl mick it’s just… i have my favourites and that era i guess isn’t one of them. maybe if i actually worked on my coffee shop au it would start up.

- i think it’s just cause there isn’t much photos from that era as well. there’s only 200 photos of that era in my pinterest board compared to the 300-600 photos i have of the other eras. we were starved of tffl content tbh.

at number nine: generation swine - new tattoo era mick (aka depressed middle aged man, or straight haired mick)

- not loving the fact that he actually was pretty depressed in this era. no lie, he was serving cunt in this era. without the hairspray… he looked very soft and cute.

- exhibited a lot of tired dad energy. he just has this really hot dilf energy about him… well actually he was at gilf status here. idk i just think it would be higher if i didn’t know how depressed he was in this era. makes me feel bad for thirsting after him.

at number eight: divorced old man era (aka ‘94 era, or wet sad pathetic man era)

- i’d let that man give me rug burn… WOAH WHO THE FUCK JUSF SAID THAT???!!!!

- sure he was going through a hefty divorce but… he was kinda serving depressed, holing himself up in his house CUNT!!

- also i love the berets he’d wear late ‘89-97 they looked really good on him and i wish i could steal them

at number seven: gingerbread mars (aka ginger mick)

- i know i know, with the way i talk about him, this should be higher… trust me i wanna put it higher but… there’s other eras i love a bit more than gingerbread mars

- this photo should be illegal though… who told you to serve such SEVERE levels of cunt my guy?

- he’s so cutie patootie here though ughhh this era was so baby to me… he was in his twenties dude… makes me realize i need to hurry up and do something with my life cause this man was in bands from when he was 12. what am i doing???

at number six: satd era (aka the demon days)

- a lot of people thought he was scary when satd was released. idk how he’s just a guy. a really beautiful guy at that!

- there’s something about this era that i love. everything from his outfit, his evil glares, the makeup, his headbands… even out of all the makeup he just looked so sweet and comfy. i love hairsprayed to death mick a bit more than straight hair mick ngl. it’s just what i’m used to! not much to say here!

at number five: feelgood era (aka the “we’re so back!!”era)

- WHEW!!! this fucking era… how i love this era <333

- HIS THIGHS???? THE HEADBAND??? THE EXTRA FLUFFINESS OF HIS HAIR??? come on now!!!

- he’s at the top of his game and i absolutely love it. then again i love a good happy ending and feelgood was shaping to be just that.

- the only thing I hate about this era are those fuckass boots he’d wear on stage. they’re ugly mick put those down, they look like fucking rain boots is it raining on stage now?? sorry… moving on!

at number four: peepaw lite (aka current day mick)

- i love peepaw. he’s babygirl. he’s sweet old man. he’s every single thing in the universe.

- he looks very comfortable and happy nowadays so i guess ridding yourself of three evil bastards does wonders. i like seeing him happy, so yes, i have to put him up high on this list. that being said:

at number three: gothic peepaw

- this is the best peepaw i will not be arguing with anyone about this.

- when mick fully embraces his gothic aesthetic, he’s at his best. this is literally peak male aesthetic idgaf. i understand why he couldn’t dress like this during the stadium tour but he needs to understand i will always have a soft spot for this era. i think you guys know who i’m putting at number two.

at number two: MILF MARS!!!! (aka top era mick)

- she is everything to me. a mother, a friend, a confidant… a lover. she’s a style icon, her makeup is on point and honestly? she’s a diva 💜

- i literally wanna dress up as her for halloween. would anyone get who i’m dressed up as? probably not. would it matter? not one bit!

- idgaf if she though she looked like an old woman during this era, she looked INCREDIBLE. most of my thoughts go back to her and i hope she knows that.

AND FINALLY, AT NUMBER ONE: girls era mick (aka chubby mick, aka the love of my life)

- idgaf i love mick’s lil chubby era it’s my favourite. i literally love girls era mick with all my heart.

- mind you, the Crüe has always exaggerated micks weight during this era (largely due to fatphobia) BUT… who cares? who cares if mick had gained a bit of weight? doesn’t make him any less desirable to me, there’s just more of him to love!!

- i will latch myself onto his waist and bury my face in his chest. wanna sit on his lap so bad and just squish the hell outta his lil round face. that photo of tommy doing it only makes me wanna do it even more.

- oh, also… EHO TOLD THIS KAN TO SHOW CHEST WRF ARE TOU DOING PEEPAW WHO COUFO YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!!??!!!?!!!?!! ok anyways, all in all girls era mick is my absolute favourite era of mick. do i feel a bit bad for finding him so handsome and adorable during an era where he was doing horribly mentally and physically? absolutely. is that going to change my ranking? not in the slightest i’m sorry!!

SO, that was my ranking. all in all i have to say: this man was always beautiful and will always be beautiful, no matter what. i wanna shake some sense into peepaw, but i won’t. like i said, i wish he knew how beautiful he is and I refuse to listen to him whenever he says he’s ugly cause [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER] he’s dead wrong!!

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lillyss · 2 months ago

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NSFW Alphabet-Mick Mars

@songbirds-sweet thank you for the request, always lovely to write for Mick!

As always, note that NSFW alphabets come out quicker than regular fics!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Mick, as aloof as he acts towards others, is very caring and attentive to you after sex, and very affectionate as well. He’s quick to help you up so thr the two of you can get cleaned up together (sometimes it’s just with a towel, sometimes the two of you take a nice bath together), and then the two of you will lay down together. He makes sure you don’t need anything, that you’re not hurt, that he did a good job, etc, and then he’s quick to cuddle with you. It’s his favorite thing; your head on his chest, your hands rubbing his back and playing with his hair. It’s warm and comfortable, and makes him feel more loved and appreciated than he usually does. He loves kisses on his neck, lips, and forehead too, so give him a lot of those. He’s so used to being treated like he’s ugly and old, so it’s important that he knows that you love him and think he’s handsome.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Mick loves your lips; he thinks they’re perfect and beautiful and he loves to kiss them and they always taste like chocolate or mint or strawberries. He loves to see you smile and laugh because of something he said. He also loves your hair; he could play with it for hours if you let him. Mick’s extremely insecure about his body and his looks, due to his disease and the awful comments people make about him, but he likes his guitar-playing abilities. You think he’s handsome, of course, so there’s much more that you like about him than just his ability to play guitar well. Tell him what you like about him, it’ll make him so ridiculously happy. His fingers are amazing, obviously, they’re just as good at working your pussy as they are at shredding licks on his guitar.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Mick’s good about not being messy with it, and prefers to do it in your mouth or inside you, but it’s always up to what you want him to do. He doesn’t want to worry about kids, so he won’t cum inside you unless you’re on birth control or he has a condom with him. If it gets anywhere else, he’ll always clean it up for you. There isn’t a lot of it, so it’s never a big issue.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Mick likes being teased, full stop. For one thing, it lets him know that you want the sex as much as he does, which helps his low self esteem. For another, he’s a little more submissive than one would think. He loves when you wear revealing clothing and bend over in front of him, when you gently touch his thigh or rub your hand over his crotch under the table, and when you lean over and quietly whisper to him about all the things you wish you were doing with him. Also, he loves when you masturbate or touch yourself in front of him, rubbing yourself through your panties or fingering yourself on the bed.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Mick, unlike the other three members, was never one for fucking tons of groupies or hooking up with random women at bars. However, he did have a good amount of experience before he met you, and he definitely took each experience as a learning opportunity. He knows how to take note of what things work for you and what things don’t, and is a good communicator, so he knows what he’s doing. Unlike his bandmates, Mick only focuses on making the girl feel good during sex.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Mick’s spine gives him a lot of pain, so the best positions are the ones that will allow both of you the most pleasure without straining him. Cowgirl is the best one in this case; getting to see you ride him is one of the best sights to him, and it doesn’t hurt like other ones do. Sometimes, though, he gets really passionate and completely disregards the pain in favor of missionary or sex against a wall. He’s willing to put up with the pain to do what you want, but of course you don’t want him to hurt himself.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Mick’s not serious, but not goofy either. He’s passionate, and there isn’t really a lot of talking, and he’s putting all of his energy into what the two of you are doing. He won’t crack jokes or laugh, but he smiles at you. He’s not grumpy or rough, he just wants to focus on the sex and making sure you feel good. It’s pretty light-hearted usually, he’s very gentle and loving and showers you with compliments throughout it.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

It’s as dark as the hair on his head, but there’s not much of it. He doesn’t groom it or anything, since it doesn’t seem to bother you, his body just doesn’t make that much hair.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Mick’s definitely romantic, more passionate and traditional than the others. In bed, he’s very gentle and loving, showering you with compliments and encouragement and kissing you all over and holding your hand and just worshiping your body like you’re a goddess(to him, you are.) Out of the bedroom, he’s the same way. He holds open doors and car doors for you, pulls out the chair for you, always holds your hand or has his arm around your waist, kisses you a lot, compliments you, and buys you roses and chocolate at random times. He also loves to get a bottle of wine and cook you a romantic candlelight dinner. He’s probably sprinkled rose petals on the bed before.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Mick doesn’t usually masturbate; he doesn’t feel the need to. His sex drive isn’t all that high, so usually the sex that the two of you have is enough for him. Maybe, if he’s on tour without you? He won’t watch or use pornography to do it, he only thinks about you or uses pictures or videos of you. In rare cases, he’ll call you so he can hear your voice and talk to you while he does it. Phone sex, basically.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Mick doesn’t really have any; he’s more of a vanilla kind of guy, more romantic and gentle than rough or kinky. I think he’d maybe be down to bring out handcuffs or some kind of hand-tying thing once in a while, maybe some ice play or wax play every now and then. Besides that, though, he doesn’t really have that many kinks. He likes lingerie, though. He also has a thing for mutual masturbation.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Definitely the bed at your house. It’s soft, it’s comfortable, it’s warm, it’s familiar, it’s safe. It’s what’s most in his comfort zone, and pretty much the only place he can think of that he can have sex on without being in pain. He can’t really do sex standing up or at strange angles, so a soft bed with lots of blankets is the best solution. And since he’s so comfortable with it, he’s willing to be louder and more vocal when he has sex on it; he’s more open with you.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Pleasing you. Mick would do anything to make you happy and to make you feel loved, and knowing that he’s making you feel good during sex is his biggest motivator. Hearing you moan, and having you tell him how good it feels, and seeing you cum, and being told that he did a great job afterwards are all the things that get him going. He loves to be praised by you.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Mick has no problem with a little bit of pain, but he’s not gonna do anything that will make you cry, bleed, or injure you. That means no whips, paddles, knives, etc. He also won’t seriously degrade you; he feels awkward using names like “slut” and “whore.” No daddy kink or master kink for that matter. He’s not down to share you; you are his, and he is yours, and that won’t change. Mick despises cheating with a passion, and he won’t do anything with another woman or have you do anything with another man. He doesn’t like making you jealous or you making him jealous by flirting with another guy.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Mick is insecure about his body, and being given oral sex makes him feel vulnerable, so he prefers to give you oral instead. He thinks you taste amazing, and he likes making you feel good, so he loves to eat you out with your thighs around his head and your hand tugging at his hair, hearing you moan and tell him how good it feels. Making you cum is like a reward for him. But, on occasion, if you really insist on it, he’s more willing to be given a blowjob, but he’ll try to be as quiet as possible during it. He needs a little encouragement from you to be more expressive when something feels good.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Mick is a lot more of a romantic at heart than he seems, and sex is almost always slow and sensual; it’s his way of showing you that he loves you with everything he has, and that he wants to make you feel as amazing as he can. It gets a little more rough or fast when he’s feeling extra passionate, but never too rough, and never too fast. It’s about making sure that you feel good, not about making himself feel good.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Mick can’t really do them. He likes longer sessions, because he sees sex as a way of showing his love for you, which he can’t really do with only 5-10 minutes of time. Also, doing quickies usually mean having sex while standing up or having sex in any place that isn’t the bed, which means Mick would have to move around a lot and be in pain. It’s just easier for him to do it properly in a comfortable place, and he isn’t horny all the time like Nikki, so he doesn’t need to have sex during or before the concerts. If you really wanted to do one, he’d suck it up and do it, but he’d prefer not to.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Not really; Mick has a comfort zone that he doesn’t like to step outside of. He has to be careful with his condition, and he’s not confident enough for risky situations or trying new things all of the time. He prefers sex in the bed, and only likes doing positions that he’s comfortable with. The sex is never boring, it’s just consistent.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Typically, you and Mick go for two rounds. These last from about 30 minutes to an hour, but he can go for longer if need be. Obviously, he can’t over-exert himself due to his spine condition, but he goes for as long as he can and as long as he needs to in order to satisfy you.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

I can’t see him using them; he finds them impractical. He gives you enough pleasure on his own, and doesn’t need to compensate. He doesn’t strike me as a toy guy. Maybe a dildo or a vibrate of some kind, if you were using it on yourself in front of him? I don’t think he’d like having a toy used on himself.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Nah, Mick isn’t a teasing type. He likes to be teased by you, but he wants to please you and make you feel amazing, and teasing doesn’t do that. Sometimes, he looks real sexy when he’s doing a guitar solo, and it turns you on and he doesn’t realize it, but i don’t think that counts.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Mick’s pretty quiet by nature, and he gets even quieter during sex. He tries his best not to make any noise, because he feels insecure and embarrassed about how he sounds when he moans during sex. He does talk though, complimenting you and telling you how much he loves you and how beautiful you look right now and asking if something feels good or not. He gets a bit louder if you encourage him to.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Mick is a sucker for cute little dates. Malt shops, diners, picnics in the park, watching the sunset together, movie nights; he loves it all. He always insists on opening doors for you and pulling out your chair, and he loves affection. Cuddling, having his back rub, his hair played with, his forehead kissed. He absolutely melts. Compliment him and he’ll probably make out with you for an hour. He’s a hopeless romantic under that cynical nature, and he’ll treat you like a princess as long as you’re kind and faithful.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Mick is about 7 inches long, with a very nice girth. It’s definitely above average, and he uses it very well. Like I said, though, he’s insecure about it, so make sure to let him know that you like how it looks and that it’s enough for you.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He loves sex with you, but he doesn’t need sex constantly like Nikki does. He’s probably a 7/10, or maybe a 6.5/10 on the horny scale. He’s comfortable enough to ask you for sexual favors if he really needs it, but usually just waits for you to make a move or suggestion.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

You and Mick usually have sex before you go to bed, so he’s already sleepy by the time you’re finished. He usually won’t go to sleep until you do, because he wants you to feel safe knowing that he’s watching over you and protecting you while you sleep; however, sometimes, if he’s tired enough and you’re giving him enough affection, he’s out like a light. He’s peaceful when he sleeps, and absolutely adorable, so sometimes you like to watch him sleep, too. He likes to sleep while spooning, either big or little spoon(secretly, he loves being the little spoon!)

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