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i need her

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yeah im good with what i have (about to explode with yearning)

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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around

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yes rule number one of worldbuilding is to make the moon fucked up. but rule number two is to put a race of anthropomorphic rabbit girls on said moon and make them also be fucked up

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Not to alarm anyone but I want to eat her out standing while in a public place so good it triggers her 9 seconds of immortality before needing to go lie down for 70 seconds.

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can you pick me up a true loves kiss from the corner store

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When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

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women love it when you regenerate from a fatal blow

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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

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fuuuck my stupid gay tail all the ideal dogs point at laugh at my dumb faggy tail

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I'm not calling her that

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Touch me while your bros play Hamtaro Ham Ham Heartbreak for the game boy advance...

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Dungeon Meshi, or as I like to call it, Marcille's-increasingly-difficult-to-ignore-revelations-that-her-endless-devotion-to-Falin-may-in-fact-be-more-rooted-in-lesbianism-than-she-originally-thought

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two lil social rejects finding comfort in one another