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I'm a great fucking person so if I cut u off its only because I love myself too much to be treated less than what I deserve
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hhey uhhhhh wanna be friends with me (starts stuttering) (says an unfunny joke) (spends 10 minutes trying to think of a reply to something you say) i gotta go
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People with bad eye sight will understand
Eye doctor: “one…*switches lenses*..or two? Choose which is better…one….*switches lens again*..or two”
Me: *sweats nervously*
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LilyLilyRose@SP_A21bさんはTwitterを使っています: “ほぼ週刊島村卯月さん。しまむーはお留守番してても可愛い・・・とときんに続いて服をぱつぱつにしてみました!明日はコミスペよろしくおねがいます! http://t.co/bPeurBIQcd”
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Before u make fun of someone’s foreign accent, take some time to think about how they speak more languages than u and how u are a failure
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A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care
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female character in every single romance movie: it's beautiful isn't it?
male character in every single romance movie: (looking at her) yeah it is
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