lilo-unofficial
lilo-unofficial
Just a Husk of what was a god
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lilo-unofficial · 5 years ago
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It's currently 2:30 in the multiverse and the only thing that I'm afraid of is myself.
And like,
MAPS
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lilo-unofficial · 5 years ago
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I fixed him
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lilo-unofficial · 5 years ago
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You should be praying to me not for me
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lilo-unofficial · 5 years ago
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I did this and I am now on the run from state police.
Got rid of the kids and I have an adventure!!
You work at a chipotle style restaurant
Your biggest fear is children.
You hear *click clack click clack* from outside your glass windows of your store. 15 boys and about 30 girls come into your store flinging about fancy ball and cup games.
You go to clean the dining room. One is yelling about lemons.
You want to kick them out but you are too scared
You are me
Right now
On my FUCKING BREAK
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lilo-unofficial · 5 years ago
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You work at a chipotle style restaurant
Your biggest fear is children.
You hear *click clack click clack* from outside your glass windows of your store. 15 boys and about 30 girls come into your store flinging about fancy ball and cup games.
You go to clean the dining room. One is yelling about lemons.
You want to kick them out but you are too scared
You are me
Right now
On my FUCKING BREAK
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lilo-unofficial · 6 years ago
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Anger
Too nice
Ok but fucking BLESS the officialverse community
Everyone is EXTREMELY epic there, and I'm glad to be apart of it, so glad I met all of you ❤
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lilo-unofficial · 6 years ago
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I dont know but I hate that Juke Box Hero
Do you like make a sexcrime?🇰🇿
If this is Borat I'm going to literally find out where you live and reverse engineer your body so that I can switch your feet and your ears
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lilo-unofficial · 6 years ago
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Wawawewa
Ok boomer
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lilo-unofficial · 6 years ago
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I'm going to start my rap game off with
The most forgotten era in late history
The
1910s
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lilo-unofficial · 6 years ago
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Do you like make a sexcrime?🇰🇿
If this is Borat I'm going to literally find out where you live and reverse engineer your body so that I can switch your feet and your ears
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lilo-unofficial · 6 years ago
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daddy lilo come to kazakhstan
Kccczzzch... identify... over.. kzzzccch
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lilo-unofficial · 6 years ago
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You cant kill what you are afraid of
Cross back
Invert
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lilo-unofficial · 6 years ago
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I just want to be happy
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lilo-unofficial · 6 years ago
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Two cats on a fire place
Sit
Lazily
Watching an affair
They say nothing
For they want to see this drama play out
They both hate Sharon, and Bill does too
Go get that divorce Bill
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lilo-unofficial · 6 years ago
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If you vape
Just inhale
Air has hella water vapor in it so there's no reason for you to say "I like the feeling" just go into the shower or something
Or kill a child and boil its blood it gets you up there if you like the buzz
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lilo-unofficial · 6 years ago
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If any fucking foreigners try to contact me I'm calling them
Juke Box Hero
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lilo-unofficial · 6 years ago
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HE PREPARES
Shame him
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