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Imagine taking in a boy for a year just for him to fuck your daughter lol

Bro, Saige married her.

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On a scale of 1-10, 1 being Kari and 10 being Ashley, how bad was Courtney growing up?

Seventeen

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Out of curiosity, if you could get one of your stalkers to never so much as mention your name again which one would you erase from the roster of ghouls?

Courtney, no contest. That woman creeps me the fuck out, and the shit she's done to me over the years would make your skin crawl right off your body and leave your bones shivering in the moonlight.

If I could snap my fingers and make only one of them fuck off for the rest of time, it'd be her.

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I may have basically fucked up the relationship with my spouse irreparably. I tried to communicate and fix the problem but they only ask for more time to think things over. This is mentally killing me inside, especially because I am the type of person to cut straight to the chase or completely cut off the relationship.

It's been two weeks and I don't think I can take more of this silent treatment. Any advice? I may need professional therapy for this.

Be patient

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There is no such fic at all. That's the thing. Hand in Hand follows the Friendship path.

soooooooo, Lily... why do ya like incest so much? like you ADMITTED to writing a fic where two SIBLINGS get married

I don't. 1 isn't a patter.

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in your video on Coffin, you mention Criminal Minds, but I couldn't tell if it was a neutral or bad way. Do you have criticisms about Criminal Minds? I know it has problematic elements but I'm just wondering if there's something else there. /gen

I watched it when I was a teenager, I thought it was novel for being different from the usual crime dramas of that era. But I wouldn't call it good outside of a few episodes that were just interesting.

For me, "Interesting" and "Good" aren't the same thing. Though if I have to choose between the two, I'll choose interesting.

I wouldn't recommenced it these days. My tastes aren't the same as they were when I was 14 and mentally ill.

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you like to say that "media literacy" isn't a real thing, but there are very clear cases of people terminally misunderstanding media that fundamentally opposes them, like breaking bad, hotline miami, fight club, and american pyscho. People have just boiled them down to "wow cool aesthetics" and ignoring the leftist themes

That's just Poe's Law, my duck

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soooooooo, Lily... why do ya like incest so much? like you ADMITTED to writing a fic where two SIBLINGS get married

I don't. 1 isn't a patter.

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I saw that one anon complaining about you being "hard on" weebs and calling weebs out but I think it is about time someone finally calls them out! I'm myself an anime fan but hoooly moley how many facists and homophobes there are! I have even gotten people telling me that anime is not for me because I'm lesbian woman and men claiming that yuri genre, which started out as an lesbian activism and the founder of it was a lesbian woman, is made for them solely and I'm delusional for thinking otherwise. And these same people also claim how women only like anime to impress men as if women had not liked anime since Sailor Moon.

See my issue is that recently weebs have been crying "xenophobia" whenever you point out that it's weird they like beating it to girls who look like they have math homework.

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so, one of my friends are just traumadumping at me, talking aggressive shit about other people, and then making super rude jokes about said people

sorry to bother you, but advice?

Tell them to stop

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Bugs Bunny is not just a gag character, he'd have Goku eating out of his hand and calling him Mommy

Goku solos all your ocs so he doente suck

"Goku could beat a mute psychologist in a fight" isn't the flex you think it is.

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I'm finally getting around to watching your avatar video and you said something about kingdom hearts being the one of the best action games out at the moment, which I don't disagree with but it made think about something and your opinion on it.

What do think about the gameplay of the devil may cry games (reboot included)? Not the story, just how it plays.

It's cool in theory, but high level play tends to look even more like random button mashing and the opposite of stylish, because the different abilities don't combo into each other very well and the system is based entirely on variety.

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I've kinda was thinking about the idea that you "destroyed Rebecca Sugar's career" bc of how ridiculous and wrong it is, but it also kinda led me to a couple revelations.

1) If your two hour long video was enough to single handedly destroy someone's career as a producer, then maybe it should've. Other creatives have had far worse things said about their work, and they're still creating.

2) The harshest parts of your criticism kinda boil down to "The writers of SU went somewhere that they didn't intend to, and the genre/theme is not suited for the places it went." That's similar to a lot of criticism levied at the Fifty Shades series, and *no one* complains about anyone calling the Fifty Shades books abusive, even though that's not where the author intended it to go.

You're forgetting something: SU stans treat "Less than 100% of people thinking Steven Universe is peak fiction" as if someone has just murdered their child in front of them.

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Love seeing a 10 page rant where someone screams at me how the story about the Avatar travelling with her sister is actually "Super toxic no really don't laugh" and then making up fanfiction about my childhood.

Like, dude. Just call me a slur and save yourself the trouble lmao.

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Can you wish me an apathetic happy birthday, or is that too parasocial? 👉🏾👈🏾

Hap Borth

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Aside from Sora, who is another of your favorite Kingdom Hearts characters? Please feel free to ignore you and hope its not a bother!

Xion and Kairi