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This is what the inside of my ears look like every Tuesday :)))

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When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

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i’ve seen a lot of really messed up images in my time on the internet, weird fetish shit, even a few IRL gore images but nothing. NOTHING evokes such a deep seated, gut wrenching fear in me like this image of the fucking water slide from Action Park with the loop in it

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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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i read @brennan-lee-mother 's post and well... yikes

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Endless Fantasy High

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imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc

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op turned reblogs off but this post must live. it must live and spread malignantly .

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The kumquat controversy…

this guy's beef got old enough to have geology

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[frostkettle] sorrow & rage

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you already are full of rage and fury and you die and give yourself over to the seething boiling fury which already consumes you and you sit there, waiting, for your best friend to rejoin you, and the longer you wait the more you realise that she would rather stay dead than come back to you, than dedicate herself to the ugliest part of yourself that you’ve never been able to control. that she’s chosen to leave you, to die doomed for eternity. your rage can only get stronger. what else is left?

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Unfortunately, Murph will never live this down

Watch the full episode here

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the 911 actor guy is so scary. youre not supposed to talk about gay ships they almost killed misha collins for that

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i couldn't rest until i made something this is driving me insane. so what if i dismissed your success as because of your hardships instead of in spite of them