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mutuals I fw all of u heavyyyyy We can all go to the gas station Get a couple Red Bulls Together N sit on the curb listening to my ipod. Feel free to chainsmoke next to me I’m chill.
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jon there's something wrong with your cigarette
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I’ll reblog every time I see. Communist guy is always what does it for me
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my coworker was brushing out a really fat pug and I went "they used to load these things into canons during the civil war" and she went "really?"
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rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy
#school#either something being wrong w my paperwork and having to repeat a class#or missing an exam / not being aware of a deadline
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my god I saw a tiktok about the Toyota water pump it’s popular now
tbh i didnt start this at all i just saw this meme one day

and just decided to be annoying with it on here
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*fills my own schedule with events and tasks that are fun or good for me*
Well what the fuck. Where’s my seven daily hours of dicking around time.
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She calls my dick Skyrim the way it's riddled with bugs
better but also predictable.
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The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something
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