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Me: [sees a book]

Brain: you need it 

Me: I have more books than I can read alrea– 

Brain: but what if you run out 

Me: ok wow you’re so right

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The Official “Log Off” Protest F.A.Q! 

The “Log Off” protest is in response to the recent NSFW ban announced by Tumblr. The ban flags all content the filtering system detects as NSFW, reducing visibility to the community. The system has proven time and time again that is inefficient, oftentimes flagging SFW material as NSFW. 

This SFW material includes art, memes and so on. This ban directly hurts the community and will not solve the actual problems at hand due to the poor flagging system. Because of this, the entire community will suffer.  

So to respond, I propose that every user on Tumblr logs off of Tumblr for 24 hours on December 17th at 12 am EST. 

Times are listed above depending on timezone! 

This post responds to some very common questions about the protest. So make sure to read it over! 

How to Export Your Blog: 

https://tumblr.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360005118894-Export-your-blog

Alternative Sites: 

Pillowfort

Mastodan 

Wordpress 

Twitter 

There is also an official Tumblr blog (ironic, huh?) and Twitter for the protest! It’s at: 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/logoffprotest

Tumblr - https://logoffprotest.tumblr.com/

There will be official updates on each account. Make sure to tag us in any posts, or use the hashtag #logoff2018 ! 

Thanks for your support guys. Let’s fight to make Tumblr better. Actually better. 

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bro these days i’m ready to go to bed at like 7 pm

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The Smiths // This Charming Man

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(zombie au) protected to protector

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What the hell is a Stiles?

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the older i get the more i realize i just don’t want certain types of people around me anymore. some people just stunt your personal growth

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Merlin Audio Commentaries MP3 Download Links

All download links are from my Google Drive. The collection isn’t complete, and I am missing a few, so feel free to tell me if you have one available.

Series 1:

Ep 1: The Dragon’s Call - J. Capps and J. Murphy

Ep 2: Valiant - B. James and A. Coulby

Ep 5: Lancelot - J. Capps and E. Fraiman

Ep 7: The Gates of Avalon -  B. James, A. Head,  J. Webb

Ep 8: The Beginning of the End - C. Morgan, A. Coulby, K. McGrath, J. Webb

Ep 9:  Excalibur  -  C. Morgan, A. Coulby, R. Wilson, J. Webb

Ep 10: Moment of Truth  -  C. Morgan, B. James, A. Coulby, K.Mcgrath

Series 2:

Ep 1: The Curse of Cornelius Sigan - B. James and C. Morgan

Ep 2: The Once and Future Queen  - A. Coulby and A. Head

Ep 4: Lancelot and Guinevere  - B. James and C. Morgan

Ep 8: The Sins of the Father  - C. Morgan, B. James, A. Head

Ep 10: Sweet Dreams  -  B. James, A.Coulby, A.Troughton, J.Murphy

Ep 12: The Fires of Idirsholas  -  C. Morgan, K. McGrath, J. Webb

Series 3:

Ep 1: Tears of Uther Pendragon (I)  - K. McGrath and B. James

Ep 3: Goblin’s Gold - A. Coulby and R. Wilson

Series 4:

Ep 1: The Darkest Hour (I) - K. McGrath and A. Troughton

Ep 2: The Darkest Hour (II) -  A. Coulby and R. Young

Ep 3: The Wicked Day - C. Morgan and A. Troughton

Series 5:

Ep 1: Arthur’s Bane (I)   -  J. Murphy and J. Molotnikov

Ep 2: Arthur’s Bane (II)  -  A. Vlahos and C. Morgan

Ep 3: Death Song of Uther Pendragon - A. Coulby and R. Young

Ep 8: The Hollow Queen -  B. James and A. Troughton

Ep 9: With All My Heart  -  A. Coulby and A. Vlahos

Ep 10: The Kindness of Strangers - B. James and R. Young

Ep 13: The Diamond of the Day (II) -  J. Murphy and K. McGrath

For the first three seasons, @poetryincamelot has painstakingly written down amazing transcripts. I suggest you use these.

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no offence but do i look like i understand anything

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007 Headcanon: The Seduction of Q

Everyone thinks that Bond is the one who sees Q and decides, “yes, that cute boffin there, I want that” while Q obliviously goes about his life clueless to the agent’s attempts at wooing–because Q’s a lot of things, but Bond’s usual brand of tea he is not. 

In fact James Bond is literally the most oblivious dork when he’s off the clock. It’s like, if he’s not doing the seducing, he doesn’t notice? And that baffles the hell out of Q. Because Q has been trying for years to get 007′s attention and has been doing the lion’s work of the seduction. 

Pretty sure it started with a look at 007′s smoldering obituary file pic and legend status: “yes, that ruggedly handsome 00 there, I want that. power couple goals.” Presumably Q has a hand in arranging his own meeting with 007, via Tanner, and chooses a museum on purpose. You know, if I want to be snarky, pretentious, and look really good doing it I’d pick a museum, too. Lots of things to be pretentious about, and truly excellent lighting.

The way Q throws Bond off his game in Skyfall and then damn near bats his eyes? Hard to miss, but Q considers that maybe the agent thinks he had something in his eyes. Or was just getting his nerd eyes adjusted to non-computer lighting? Q even talked about his pajamas. And exploding pens. Within moments after making 007 think Q was an art student looking for a bit of strange. Wtf, dude. Does he have to spell it out for him?

Probably. Bond’s been knocked out a lot. So Q:

Rebuilds Bond’s beloved car

Endangers his career at least twice, canonically

Flies out to Austria to get him, despite a canonical fear of flying

Mentions mortgage and cats, you know, in case Bond has a kink for stable and well-adjusted

Definitely starts dressing sharper

Flirts awkwardly with Bond

Makes him an exploding watch (not a pen but still not subtle)

Is salty as a polite potato chip about Bond turning up with Dr. Swann at his hotel room

And let’s not even get started on this:

Actually, no, let’s. It’s my favorite. I can’t think of any other character in the entire franchise, besides maybe Dench!M who would be able to casually disarm Bond. And if she did, it would be more like classic Q grumpily snatching his sandwich back. Q doesn’t snatch or get grumpy. He just slides in close, wraps around the gun, and pulls it slowly from Bond’s grasp while basically looking Bond in the eye the whole time. Look, I’m super ace and slow on the uptake, but I’d totally get that message. 

In sum, Bond’s not so much the seducer. Q is.