Why you need to double-check before posting something:
P.S. The rebloggers:
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in the club freakin it in a sensitive style
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“Dad, I made a new friend and I met her dad! He wants to invite you for dinner!” You choked on your coffee. Your son making a new friend on his first day of school is great. Realizing that said friend is the daughter of the Mafia don who now wants to meet with you is downright terrifying.
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Whoops, accidentally did player character options twice. Have an extra! I want at least something here to not just be a person with different skintone, the amount of humanoids in a row is starting to wear on me >_>
On the left is the Flind, the gnoll god's favorites! 7 feet (2.1 m) and 300 lbs (136 kg) of pure muscle, and if you're into pain that flail can temporarily send you into a frenzy or paralyze you! Other than that it's just a big powerful hyena person with no fear and a love of fighting. Gotta love a leader who leads by example, putting themselves on the frontlines!
On the right is the oblex! An INCREDIBLY intelligent ooze made from mindflayer experimentation. They absorb your memories, skills, personalities, languages, everything! They can Charm person or Detect Thoughts at will, and have domination and hypnotic pattern spells for extra fun. Even if they haven't eaten a person, just having copied thier memories is enough for them to recreate them, forming up to 13 creatures at once. So if you're up for a slimy orgy, this is for you! You might struggle to remember after, but you actually regain lost memories after a good night's sleep!
And If you're wondering how a 5e original is so messed up and lore heavy and cool, it's because they didn't make it. This was a Make-a-Wish monster of Nolan Whale. This dying child's final wish was to give us a fucked up bodysnatcher ooze that devoured people and stole thier minds and forms, recreating them for its own goals. Truly a noble cause. Rest in Peace, if only you'd lived to bless this earth with more of these glorious creations.
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Daybrake✨ …a little continuation of cosmic cat and northern lights theme! wallpaper can be found on Patreon, LINK! ^o^
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eight episodes is not a full season of television
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