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normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people
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my mom called our lazy susan a sleazy susan by accident once and now I can't call it anything else
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you just doordashed yourself a knuckle sandwich pal
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(person who learned from childhood to make themself as small and unimportant as possible to avoid being a burden) yeah its okay we dont have to do my thing if you dont want i dont mind
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Suggested replies dragging my name thru the mud
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I’ve been knitting my way through this book by making friends gifts of hats they want. Its been great.
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made a little friend to keep me company while i went through the off remake :-)
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