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突然复活来发点dougdoug fanart

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Glory is remembrance and therefore a glory hole is the opposite of a oubliette

“oubliette” is such a fancy word for such an unbelievably simple thing. captain of the guard says “take their ass to the oubliette” and you think oh boy they must have some really high end perhaps grotesque punishment prepared for me and then they just throw you into a hole in the ground

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This makes sense as she is machine and jinny-g is all about them doohickys

Reblog and put in the tags a blorbo who would listen to Hatsune Miku

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Reblog to Estrogenize Prev*

*Cis men are welcome to reblog this, but be aware that those labels may not last :3

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Omg omg omg omg

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

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#Literally me

"You won't believe who's on my next card!"

Vorthos fanart

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Both both both is good

uhhhhh both

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Art

i wanna talk about this shot

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This is what I immediately thought of

what

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Bilateral 🥰

“How do you get so many transfem friends?”

My Tips and tricks :

- treat them like a human

- be nice

- send memes of that funky nun looking yo-yo girl from guilty gear a lot

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“How do you get so many transfem friends?”

My Tips and tricks :

- treat them like a human

- be nice

- send memes of that funky nun looking yo-yo girl from guilty gear a lot

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Middle age for WHO!? the ELVES

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Doing my part

ok doing one of these things

10 notes: I’ll go for a walk ✅

20 notes: I’ll clean my room ✅

50 notes: I’ll get back into Gaelic ✅ (you’re welcome Duolingo)

100 notes: I’ll tell my dad I think im trans 🏳️‍⚧️ (he’s a huge ally so it won’t be a problem

300 notes: I’ll start trying to make a fursuit

500 notes: I’ll tell my mom I think I’m trans 🏳️‍⚧️ (never gonna happen lol

10000 notes I’ll tell my parents I’m a therian(not happening)

good luck

edit: shit y’all I left for 5 minutes and 10 more notes!??? You guys are determined

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pleeeeeeeeeeeease

reblog to make your own boobs bigger

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#i love this

jerma985 streaming from New Phyrexia

*laughs* no, i’m not gonna touch the fuckin glistening oil, that’s fuckin insane. you guys want me to get compleated. i’m not about that. nope, not me. i’m not a compleation guy.

*5 minutes later*

chat, have you guys ever really thought about the benefits of replacing your flesh with metal? like-like imagine, your skincare routine? your morning is cut in half. all you gotta do is a little polish when you wake up and you’re good to go. like- ee er ee er and you’re all shiny and ready to start the day.* reads chat* ‘compleat andy’. c’mon guys, i’m just sayin’, like, think about it.

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Fuck you, Ravnica! If you're dumb enough to get bioaugmentations this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Jin's Labs. Bad Deals! Parts that kill you!! Germs!!! If you think that you're gonna find a bargain at Big Jin's, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed! If you find a better deal, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!! Bring your pet, bring your stories, bring your twin! We'll compleat her! That's Right! We'll compleat your sister! Because at Big Jin's Labs, you're oiled six way to Sunday! Take a walk to Big Jins's! Home of challenge casting! That's right, challenge casting! How does it work? If you can get across 6 feet of glistening oil and not get infected, you get no down payment. Don't wait, don't delay. Don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your spark out! Only at Big Jin's Labs: The only biomancer that tells you to fuck off! Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker! Go to hell! Big Jin's Labs: Phyrexias's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches of the Progress Engine. Guaranteed!

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my favorite 2 things

the thrilling sequel to Jerma985 streams from new phyrexia

*reading chat* ‘take that metal shit off dude that’s gross’ take off - how am i supposed to *he pulls on one of the metal bits attached to him. it’s stuck.* it’s literally part of my body. you know- you know what. mods, time that guy out.

*2 mins later*

what the fuck are you guys- *reading chat* ‘he’s NAKED’ ‘naked andy’ ‘put clothes on’ i’m literally not - *he looks down at himself.* guys. i know it’s - i know this metal is technically my body but that doesn’t mean i’m - i’m not naked! *he tries to keep playing the game he’s streaming but he can’t stop laughing* i’m not! i’m not naked!

*he shows up next stream wearing his Red Sex shirt. it doesn’t fit and it’s torn* is this- is this good enough? will you stop calling me naked now? *he looks at chat.* ‘nip slip.’ *the webcam turns off.* no webcam this stream. because you can’t behave.