lilypad-8

[lilypad-8]

MatPat x US politics was not on my 2025 bingo card but good for him tho

[lilypad-8]

Why didn’t they wait a week and air it on the 10-year???

[lilypad-8]

I can feel it… the blood coursing through my… nostrils? wait, oh fuCK!!! KLEENEX!!!

[lilypad-8]

AI “Artist”: AI just makes art soooooo much more accessible, stop gatekeeping!

Me: Find paper and a pen.

AI “Artist”: whaT NO! Too expensive!

Me: … okay, find a crayon and a wall, idiot.

AI “Artist”: BUT CRAYONS ARE CHILDISH!!! I’m a reeeeeeeeeal artist!

Me: Okay asshole take a big old shit in a bucket and smear it on the ground, you talentless little cheat!

AI “Artist: [rolling on the ground squealing about how im just jealous of their ‘artistic prowess’ and could never draw on their level]

Me: I’m gonna kick you now.

AI “Artist”: *squeals*

[lilypad-8]

Raging lesbians and bi-curious middle aged men should go explore abandoned buildings more often

[lilypad-8]

I like stabby barf pain tbh

[lilypad-8]

WHEN DAN SAID “slay queenie” THE OTHER DAY HE WAS REFERENCING NO SLUMBER PARTY!!!

[lilypad-8]

I quite literally jumped up from the couch and screamed when I saw Stacy and Perry playing video games!!! Like I knew he needed a friend and I’m so sad we missed basically a season of that

[lilypad-8]

Another fucking reason to hate Monogram: Carl works 3 jobs??!!!! Alongside school I’m assuming because we’ve gotten no indication otherwise. Like, also continuity error, Carl knows where he lives (unless he moved) but we have no implication of that!!! Was so hard to add a throwaway line where Carl’s like “Sir, I didn’t know you moved?” And tbh monogram has always been a bitch to both Carl and the employees, he overworks everyone and is mean to the animals because they’re animals. I hate monogram, sue me.

[lilypad-8]

I’m not sure how I feel about the new fireside girls yet…

[lilypad-8]

Baljeet aggressively beating a plant to death is my Roman Empire

[lilypad-8]

Perry doesn’t talk… But Doof DOES love his bf <3

POSION CONTROL!!!??????

Poor guy, he’s gonna die

[lilypad-8]

I just finished watching one of the most amazing 40 of television I’ve ever seen!!! So glad I watched it live!!! Also… they’re making ANOTHER Zombie’s movie??? Like come on it’s giving rise of red or whatever. But I really enjoyed that they gave Perry more facial expressions and the fact that they more directly intertwined the Doof and Perry plot with the boy’s. Mainly talking about Candace’ “sandcastle”

[lilypad-8]

I’m SO FUCKING READY!!!!!!!!!!

[lilypad-8]

I do not desire to look hot. No. My goal in life is to either look like a drunk uncle at a beachside barbecue or, a 6 year old with a personal stylist.

[lilypad-8]

Happy gay month!!!

Sincerely, the gays

[lilypad-8]

WE ONLY HAVE A WEEK LEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!