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Me?? A padded princess?? Where would you ever get such a silly idea (;

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My gf is roasting me for my shit tags. Dw I'll muzzle her with my fingers down her throat. And it's not like you're reading this considering there's a hot woman on your screen. 😘

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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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Bedtime bundles

Just a little before and after Bridget and Samus got together! I'm heavily considering making a full-blown narrative comic of how these two met and eventually got together ❤️

Would y'all read that?

Anyways, i hope y'all are having a good day!

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@void-vale

computer girl who’s fans whirr and overheats when you perform maintenance…. computer girl who bluescreens when she orgasms… computer girl who builds up electric charges when she gets excited so you get a lil shock when you type… COMPUTER GIRLS!!!

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@void-vale

send this to your robot pet when it starts thinking too much for itself <3

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sports bra and boxers can be lingerie if you're enlightened and impure of heart

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These’s just some extra 🤤 about having a cute lil Squirmer stretched out for some tickling 🥵

Full video drops at 8! 😱

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i appreciate that i saw both of these on my dash within about five posts of each other. we’re gonna need both moods going forward, tbh.

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i always underestimate the effect getting called a pet unprompted by a really pretty woman has on me

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@girlofmanykinks @muzzlemuttstray

can you tell if its enjoying this?

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let’s be cocooned by mama

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Confession: The letter “t” key on my laptop has been broken since 2024. From what my research tells me, they can’t fix individual keys on that model, and my laptop is no longer under a warranty, but it seems foolish to fork out over $900 for a new computer, so instead I’ve trained my brain to hit ctrl+v every time I want to hit “t.”

But sometimes I have to copy-paste something else besides “t,” which means I need a readily available place to copy the “t” from.

My first thought was to search “tiger” on Google, but if you can’t type the letter “t,” you just get search results about Bob Iger.

I realized words that end with “t” are easier for Google to autocomplete, so the first one I thought of was “crypt.” But wouldn’t you know, googling “cryp” takes to you to cryptocurrency results, and I REALLY don’t want my algorithm thinking I google that multiple times per week.

Then I remembered a cool place I went in London, called Cafe in the Crypt. It’s exactly what it sounds like and located below St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church. When I type in “Cafe in Cryp,” Google does indeed autocomplete it effectively! So I either keep that search result open in a tab or Google it every day.

So, that being said, if anyone works for St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church’s marketing department and has been utterly flummoxed by an IP address from Virginia that has googled their cafe hundreds of times over the past 6 months… that wasn’t a bot, that was me.

I am the Spiders Georg of Cafe in the Crypt.

Anyway, it’s a pretty cool place to check out if you’re ever in London. Just maybe not cool enough to Google it on a daily basis for months straight.

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girl dragon who only chooses girl riders and when she gets assigned a guy she starts disobeying every order they give and trying to buck them off. which really could indicate anything about her

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this is the funniest scp and yet i've never seen anyone posting about it: