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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

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thinking about the japanese racehorse who was such a failgirl she became a folk hero for losers

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is that a doorknob in the center of the table. is there a hole in the table finally.

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Made a dragon for my partner's brother for Christmas. Took 4 months cuz life happened. I'm really happy with how it turned out. It's inspired by the dragon on the D&D logo

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since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

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Until I saw the net in the living room I was so disgusted.... then I realized I follow these people. I watched the series where they made the net for the kids. The guy that did it, built it himself with the help of friends and family. It was kinda cool to watch

?????? rich people are losing it

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Made a little surskit for a friend. It felt good to finally have enough bandwidth to get back to my hobbies

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Strolling aimlessly in a bookshop is self care

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i feel like game piracy is sometimes viewed as this massive disruption to the game industry and not just “a small group of people who weren’t going to buy a game anyways now have it on their computer.” when companies report “losses” due to piracy that’s fake. that’s a fake number because no money was actually ever exchanged and companies cannot possibly know how many people actually pirated their game. piracy does not work like this

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sometimes. sometimes. an aroace character in a loving and fulfilling relationship with an allo partner. where they do all the normal intimacy and its okay because they know each other and they care about each other and they are so deeply familiar with each other's needs and wants and boundaries and they just. they trust each other over and over again. is a thing that can be so personal actually.

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YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

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me when i’m being very normal alone in my room <3

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theyre unlocking new types of guy over on reddit apparently

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