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gadzooks! my game? It be'eth changed!

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Things we know about Wealwell:

- So solid, so hot

- Vomiting 24/7 365

- Can throw playing cards to make them explode

- Really into Goldenbeard

- Majored in standing????

- Just really fucking hot

- Daisuke is hunting him for sport

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PRIDE CAT PINS RESTOCKED ON ETSY!

It's that time of the year again, and I've got all of my pride kitty pins restocked just in time! 💞 It'd be super cool if you checked them out, plus the other goodies I've got in store!

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Fully convinced that “rowdy” is some polite society way of calling someone a faggot

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catfish

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I hope you all fall in love with someone who never stops choosing you and I hope you feel at home when you look at them

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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Taught some kids how to put rhinestones on clothes today. My job is strange

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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

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i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

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id tag game changer spoilers but what does that even mean at this point

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i’m not calling you “sir”, you haven’t even been knighted, fucking poser

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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153... I have decided to inflict this post on my mutuals

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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*