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when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

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“there are only 2 genders”

the 2 genders:

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🩷🐰🤍

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Think about salamanders on the clock. No one can stop you.

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do you think the Horse ever gets jealous of the Dog's status as "Man's best friend". do you think the Horse is ever like. hey. you domesticated me too. you rode me into battle. i ate food out of your hand and you giggled. are we not besties i thought we were besties

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hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

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pet play but I'm a tamagotchi and now you have to take care of me non stop or I'll die

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What kind of disgusting things do you like?

holding hands, hugs, trusting someone

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Gillian Flynn, Sharp Objects

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Pokemon Manhole Covers in Japan

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the rations are low, the troops are starving, we pray for rain to come and the drought to end

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AO3 IS FUCKING DOWNNNNNN

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Yeah now we've entered the back pain stage