limpdicklover69

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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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Hot girl summer

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This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

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Hey boss man can't come in to work today. I'm just not feeling the love. You know how it is. Not feeling the love. At all

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first day as a second century warlord i have my men tie branches to their horses’ tails to stir up dust and make it look like there’s a lot of us but i forget it just rained so there isn’t any dust and the enemy can clearly see there’s like twenty of us all spread out in a line

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i was born to be a mad scientist’s purehearted daughter

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So far in LA an Australian news reporter has been shot in the leg by a rubber bullet, a British reporter has been shot by a sponge bullet and sent to the hospital for emergency surgery. A NY Post reporter has been shot in the head with a rubber bullet and went to the hospital for a large bruise on his forehead, whiplash and neck pain, and CNN reporters were handcuffed and escorted away being told to not come back or they will be arrested BECAUSE they are reporters.

It seems like all reporters there to give the real story are being targeted by police/ICE/military in LA.

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Think smarter not harder

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its that time of the year

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if you ever see me reblog your fic twice, no you didnt. ignore the first one. i was just saving it for later. either as a lil snack or i wasnt ready for a full meal at the time

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there’s nothing wrong with me plus i don’t have any wants or needs plus i don’t feel or think at all