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oof. no need to call me out so hard with this Pterry

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u/No_Boysenberry4755

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Oliver Stark on his Instagram post about Buck’s bisexuality

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me: hmm time to google something

google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

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keep thinking about those screenshots of buck's house after bobby died. no flowers. no one sent him flowers because it wasn't his dad who died, not really. just like chris leaving wasn't his son leaving, not really. eddie going to texas wasn't his partner leaving, not really. buck occupies all of these spaces unofficially and he knows who he is to them but when they leave he's always, always left with nothing. again. most important relationships of his life and he's empty-handed and wondering if he'd imagined it all in the first place.

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See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

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Lol

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Christopher Diaz 🤝🏼 Alex Alveraz

Having dads that date their moms doppelganger.

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Someone was asking in a thread what kind of people could work for ICE right now.

I think it's a good time to remember that the image above are the people who put children into gas chambers.

When I was little, I asked what kind of person could work at a concentration camp.

The answer to both questions I think is "normal people who have accepted the dehumanization of another group of people."

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boggling at how monumentally bad the old guard 2 is with the amount of talent and hotness on the cast

❗ spoilers below ❗

the beginning was an enjoyable romp, v visually fun. edamame on the soundtrack threw me a little bc i associate it w asian american movies lol. and then it was downhill from there

WHEREEE was insane feral quynh WHERE was the vicious exes reunion brawl why tf did andromache barely shed a tear over LEAVING QUYNH TO DROWN OVER AND OVER FOR 500 YEARS instead of GROVELING AND WEEPING AND THROWING UP AT HER FEET. "sorry. im sorry. you can join us 😐" her TEETH would have joined the GROUND if i were quynh

the plot was so dogshit bro the first movie was kinda camp and bad in a fun way and this one was just retcons and plot holes all the way down. booker's 100-year exile really lasted all of six months of depression benders, during which joe, who was calling for his head, was apparently already in contact. why can they never decide how long it takes for immortals to resurrect. why are there secret immortals suddenly. do wounds heal after nile takes their immortality or nah. how did booker even give andromache his immortality, did he just think about it super hard. why did he die in the stupidest way ever. why did quynh start her revenge spree trying to blow up the poor fucking people of indonesia, who in all likelihood had nothing to do with her past, much less her imprisonment, instead of going straight to the root of all evil: the english

comment on r/movies that was slightly off-base but still funny

like at least give us a lovers-to-enemies-to-kismeses makeout. at least that. the last scene was literally quynh and andromache arguing over who tops and they didn't kiss once don't make me laughhh

the one detail i will give this movie credit for was quynh writing her ominous message in traditional chinese, which was the written language of vietnam in her time, even if her handwriting looked very... modern sans-serif font

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@ thefilmspoint

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THE OLD GUARD 1 + 2 NETFLIX TITLE CARDS

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