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I cant breathe I'm laughint too hard
Some kind of magic??? I think?? 
I don’t fucking know man. All I know is now he’s a shota for a week. 
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Yeah, that was my reaction too.
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What— No! No, Christ, stop jumping to conclusions. He’s kind of. A shota right now.
> Choking on laughter.
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No, but you should probably sit.
Did the fucking angel knock you up.
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I think I’m about to make your day slightly better, Jamie.
??? Should I be scared.
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Bored.
Bored.
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fuckin headaches goddamn it
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Send me 'Have You Evers' and I will reply with Yes or NO
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rolls self out of bed sup folks
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nnnno too early rolls back into bed
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jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
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shit.
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Hotel internet is so unreliable.
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I carry around a bag of catnip just for the sake of getting the local cats to come to me
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re-reblogs selfie
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casually posts an early munday photo
rolls away into oblivion
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i think demoness is supposed to be a word but im pretty sure it refers to feminine demons
which i am not
hi dirk i havent slept since i was a human so about half a year now
i like butterflies
butterflies and pillbugs and that is it
Oh, right, we haven’t “officially” said hello yet.
Hi, I’m Dirk and I’m sleepy enough to forget what minimal social skills I have along with my brain-keyboard filter.
I don’t really mind bugs, I guess? They’ve never really been a thing where I live.
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