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can you please pretend not to notice the worrying change to my leitmotif? thank you
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has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling “baby echidna”

just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too

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*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die
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babygirl your enormous eyebags and just barely noticeable tremor have captivated me
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The worst characters are the ones were you only get like three pieces of lore about them but the lore is so fascinating and hits your brain at just the right angle to have you behaving like a feral dog in front of your conspiracy theory cork board
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Just learned about recency bias, coolest thing ive ever learned about lol
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Catherynne M. Valente, from her novel titled "Deathless," originally published in 2011
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I have no grander ambitions in life I simply want to live with people I love, play videod Game, and sink my teeth into all the kinds of eatery on this earth
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employment cannot rob my fertile mind of its vivid yaoi scenarios
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if i get a good nights sleep i can feel like a human being but it does mean missing out on an hour of phone time. so there's nuance.
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