linguini17

[linguini17]

hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

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Lactose: e-excuse me...

Stomach: hey, what do we have here? Some goddamned lactose!

Small intestine: we don't like lactose here, ya know? You're gatecrashing a very private party!

Large intestine: (pushes him, making him stumble) there's two ways you can leave here... The easy way, or the hard way. What's it gonna be?

Lactose: but I...

Lactase: (deep voice) step back, everyone. (walks up and puts his arm around lactose's shoulders) he's with *me*

Large intestine: lactase?!

Small intestine: b-but you're both...

Lactase: I *said* he's with me. You got a problem with that?

Stomach: (finishes sizing him up) right. Course not. It's cool, lactose. Just don't cause any *problems*, you hear?

Lactose: I-I w-

Lactase: you don't have to answer that, babe. Just keep walking

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anyone ever: from the get-go

me, nodding sagely: from the gecko…

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Our Beloved Headmistress, Miss Cackle! 🍰💕

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also pls tag the first game you remember playing

[linguini17]

Before you do any of this, a safety reminder:

IF IT NEEDS ELECTRICITY TO WORK, DE-ELECTRIFY IT. Unplug it, take out the battery, whatever. You do not want spinny things to start spinning on you, or random electrical happenings to happen to you.

Basic trouble shooting for people who aren't mechanics and have no interest in becoming one:

1. Does it have a spiny part that's not spinning, or isn't spinning the way it's supposed to? Look at it- is there anything stringy wound around the spiny part? Remove it. Applies to: vacuums, aquarium filters, blenders, and rototillers, weed eaters, and lawn mowers.

1.b Is there debris from the spiny part that is building up on an nearby surface? Remove it. Applies to: vacuums, lawnmowers, probably other things.

2. Does it have a part that air, water, or other materials move through? Look at it- is there a clog, even a small or flimsy looking one? Remove it. Applies to: lawnmowers, vacuums, pumps, probably more.

3. If it has a gas engine, does it have gas? The right kind of gas? Does it have oil? If it's electric, is it plugged in? Or is it's battery charged?

4. Does it have a filter? Is the filter dirty/clogged? Clean it. Applies to vacuums, pumps, and some small engines.

5. Is it electric? Is there a safety feature where it won't work unless a certain peice is in place? Is there something keeping it from popping up or into place? Remove it. Did a small plastic peice break off? Can you super glue it back on in a safe manner?

6. Are there fluid tanks? Do they have fluid levels between the empty and full marks?

7. Are there tubes and/or wires? Are they all attached and going where they're supposed to? If it has spark plugs, are they all where they're supposed to be? If it has belts, are they taut?

8. Are there bolts and nuts? Screws? Are they all where they're supposed to be?

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Look at these babies!!

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you've been gone such a long time.

[elaida to siuan] mother. you have fooled many... but i know what you are...... (a lesbian)

if r@fe judkins wasn't a coward he would've given us longer kiss scenes that doesn't fade to black in 2 seconds along with moiraine and siuan lezzing out like this in the white tower. unfortunately this will have to do [insert shrug emoji] </3

art prints my siuanraine art (and others) are available in my inprnt shop <3

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bitches love him for his whimsy. i’m bitches

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Hey, Look Me Over || M*A*S*H 11x01 Original Airdate: October 25, 1982 written by Karen Hall & Alan Alda directed by Susan Oliver

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Why did they cancel The Residence? It was so fun and I was looking forward to seeing more of it. Crossing my fingers and toes that someone else picks it up. I need my aroace autistic icon Cordelia Cupp!