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reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared of the hot sauce in spongebob that i refused to be in the room when it was on
#the sandlot#only watched the scene where they had stories about the dog so i assumed it was a movie abt a dog that ate people#and then proceeded to have nightmares abt dogs for the next week
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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh
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saw someone comment: You can criticize the american government without being anti american. Why were they acting like being anti-american is a bad thing??
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Guy on metro had a shitty little dog who spent 20 minutes untying his laces and waiting patiently with his nose 3 millimeters away for them to be re-tied before wreaking havoc again. Over and over. Owner did not care. Dogs name was Quentin.
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#This is totally tmi but I have to get it off my chest#Last night I wore the wrong underwear to my show because they can be visible under my costume if they arent cut a certain way#So I did the whole show with a mega wedgie to make sure my underwear werent showing;-;#Anyways. weird post over
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they’re so cute for terrifying dinosaurs

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Drew your unicorn!
in case anyone wants to play unicorns just so you know i'm a hybrid unicorn-pegasus with fire for my mane and tail and also i'm built like a percheron and the feathering above my hooves is also fire but it's magic so it won't hurt you so don't worry also i have a scar on my nose from the magic lightning bridle i used to have to wear before i escaped
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Have you ever broken a bone for an embarrassing reason? (I broke my ankle running because the pizza we ordered arrived)
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every time you SIN you gain ONE SINPOINT. i SIN frequently and gain SINPOINTS often because i am not gentle or kind. i buy perfume that smells like wolves
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everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank
#Theatre nightmares#Twice I've dreamed that I go in to do my show and their like surprise! We are doing a completely different show now
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i knowwww i didnt finish the sexual harassment training in time (bc it was making me cry) so i had to do it before i was able to register :((( and then i got waitlisted. Hopefully you can get what you need!
urgh my university is not offering the classes i need
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urgh my university is not offering the classes i need
#i have a few upperdivision gen eds that i can do but theres so many options ;-;#and they just dont have a bunch of my major classes that I needd#and also theres this weird requirement that i need to meet but it is confusing and also i think i have to do an interview#and theyre like if you dont show up to one class session you automatically fail and im so fucking scared of getting sick
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One thing that makes me irrationally upset is when british people pronounce spanish words in tbe spain Spanish way
#And like i think its bc they overdo tbe accent and it drives me nuts#Idk what my Spanish resembles mostly. Probably Mexican spanish but i also had a Guatemalan teacher and a Spanish one so who's to say#I'm a bit out of practice tho :(
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