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Most normal Mario Girls conversation
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Based on this funny tumblr post I found:
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10 pounds says terfs start arguing men have an unfair advantage in knitting next
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Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table
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Asking because I overheard a physical therapist say that she uses this question to see if she wants a second date with a guy, and if he says more than like 4 eggs at once it's a red flag.
#red flag?#for liking eggs a bit too much?#for me a red flag is like racism or homophobia#i can get over someone liking eggs a bit too much
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meme from my friend lol
Don’t even need to ask, they’ll let you know😭
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#yes obsessively#the theme song of the opening area just started playing in my head when i saw the cover art
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Why do we think it's always Americans "ummmm actually!"-ing us when we moan about it being uncomfortably hot. It's never an Aussie or a South African or anybody else that also has unbearably fucking hot weather. You guys do understand that it's not a suffering competition? We can both have shit unfuckingbearable weather and if you didn't phrase your responses like a "gotcha!" then we could even moan about it together in solidarity! What a world that would be.
I’ll take American exceptionalism for a million corn dogs or whatever.
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on watching a parent age
i saw somebody say “what if you’re gone and i haven’t become anything yet” and basically that broke me on a random thursday evening

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I've thought extensively about a Discworld modern AU for several years now but the one thing that always stops me is the thought of making Sam Vimes deal with emails, I'm not that cruel 💔
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i love when people say “dopamine addiction” to refer to anything that makes you feel good ever
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