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This tear is filled with pain. “Don’t tell me it was that woman.” [Thor]

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reblog if ur lgbt and have a bad eyesight

trying to prove a point to my oculist

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“We only understood bits and pieces of this e-mail, but what you are saying is that you have norwegian hair taste right? Which is cool. Us likes.”

— - Kaizers Orchestra replies to a fanletter from an American (via femtaktfilosofi)

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violetakaizer:

will never get tired of reblogging that picture.

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here in my gar͙̟̗̳̲͠a͓̻̬̝ą̭͉̤aA͏̳̞̦ͅA̦̰͚̼͎͎̼A̴a̮͚̝̯͖͙a͡a̟̞̳̯̳̯̰a͙͕̙͚g͕̤̘͔e͓̖ͅ just bought this uh..new lamborghini here

fun to drive up here in the hollywood hills

but you know what i like a lot more thanKNOWLEDGE! this uh..new lamborghini here but you know what i like more than my new lamborghini here

my tedex talk where i talk about this ᶰᵉʷ ᶫᵃᵐᵇᵒʳᵍʰᶦᶰᶦ ʰᵉʳᵉ the ǝɥʇ the ǝɥʇ t̪͖̻͉h͈̳̖̪̥̬h̤̙̮̮̮͍̠h̺͈h̭̜̺h̦͙̹͙͉̘̲hh͇̺̖̣̪̦͙h͓̩͔͈͎̭͡h͈̜h̹̮̰̩̘͓̺͜ḩ̼̞͇̼h̻̬̦̺̫͇ḫ͙̣̟̪ in fact i’m a lot more proud of the 7 new hollywood hills that i had to get installed to hold 200 new lamborghinis (silence while mouth moves) THE it’s like the buffet warren billionare says: the more you earn the more you ＤＲＩＶＥ  ＵＰ  ＨＥＲＥ  ＩＮ  ＴＨＥ  ＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤ  ＨＩＬＬＳ

in fact. the real reason why i keep this lamborghini here..is the real reason i keep thisLAMBORGHNI here is that it’s a reminder, a reminder that drears still possible because it wasn’t that long ago that i was in a little lamborghini, sleepin, on bookshelves in the hollywood hills with only FOURTY Seven billion dollars in my bank account and only FOURTY Seven lamborghinis in my lamborghini account and only FOURTY Seven hills in my hollywood account and only FOURTY Seven tedex talk where i talk about warren buffet in my TEDEXTALK WHERE I TALK ABOUT warren buffet account. but you know what? something happened that changed my life. i bumped into a LAMBORGHINI and another LAMBORGHINI and a few more LAMBORGHINIS. i found 5 lamborghinis. i don’t call it money anymore i call it FUEL UNITS. you must have enough fuel units! you must have enough lamborghinis. you must Ć͓̣̟̥Ọ̠̬͕̠̺ͅN̝͢S͓̟̤͇͔͚̙T̬͉̝̙̘̟R̫̻U̬̱C҉̲̥̬̪̜T̖͇̗͟ͅ ̖͙̥͎A̺͓̮̥̼̜̘͢DD̸̜̦͙͉I̙̺͈̰T͎̫̺͙͖͖͉̕Ì̖O͎̞N͙͕̺͜A͉L̢̤͙ ̖̫Ṕ͚̼̭̫Y̛̭̳̭̖̲̗Ḷ̳͞O̴͍̳̖̟̭̖N̸̼͕̞͔̗̟̯S̼̪͍̲̪̥͘. i’ll see you on my website, it’s a quick video and uh..you’ll see there absolutely nOTHING

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et tu, thot?

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It’s so funny to me when people blame Cassius for all the crap that happens in Julius Caesar. You do realize that Brutus is the one that makes everything worse, right? I mean, in a nutshell:

Cassius: We need to get rid of Caesar. He is too powerful.

Brutus: Yes, we should kill him.

Cassius: ……kay….

Cassius: If we are going to kill Caesar, we better get rid of Mark Antony as well, he will turn the people against us.

Brutus: No, it will be fine.

Antony: I want to talk at Caesar’s funeral.

Brutus: K.

Cassius: No, Brutus. Don’t let him do the thing.

Brutus: No, I’m letting him do the thing. It will be fine.

*At the funeral*

Antony: Can I talk after you?

Brutus: Yeah, sure.

Cassius: No Brutus, you should talk last so you can counter whatever he says.

Brutus: No, it’s fine.

Cassius: Let’s stay put and starve Octavius’ army out.

Brutus: I dunno, I think we should go ahead and march. I mean, he was pretty rude to me. Don’t worry, it’s fine.

Brutus: How did all this escalate so quickly?

*dies*

Antony: This guy was a bro.

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I get asked a lot for tips with coloring black people, so i put together a little tutorial! (and bumps my kofi if you found this helpful)

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sexuality: Janove Ottesen tap dancing

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I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

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the amount of floridian energy emanating from here is ridiculous 

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I just really love his dancing