she/her i like old cars and electronics and shitposting
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starting college soon and its time for the age old question of how the fuck do i get a gf (or bf or whatever the enby equivalent is im not picky)
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liking girls with glasses when you are a girl with glasses is objectively funny
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the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also
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jackbox should have an abstain with contempt button
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No i didn't "forget to pack a toothbrush and a phone charger" its called on site procurement. Solid snake does it too
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The first Faraday Cage was designed not to guard against electromagnetic fields, but to hold Dr. Faraday himself.
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the uncontrollable urge to know how people describe me to others
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BREAKING: Toby Fox (Creator of Undertale, Deltarune) has been EATEN by an American White Pelican.

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"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.
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Smash bros announcer: GERSON BOOM!
Wii controller: I̶'̶m̵ ̵o̶l̶d̸!̷
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Ever since I was a little boy I knew I wanted to be a girl who is also at least 700lbs of titanium, pcb, and oil
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“what are you doing tonight” Girl im reading posts..
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