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Andor makes me want to write a Star Wars fanfiction but it's so scary. What if I write "Glup Shitto was sitting on the balcony, drinking coffee and reading his favourite book", but someone comments "didn't you mean he was drinking glop-goppy and reading a holo-journal? 🤨" so I open wookiepedia to check it out and it turns out that they also never invented balconies in the star wars universe and Glup Shitto can't read because of the freak accident he suffered in the episode 10 of the 2024 show "Jar-Jar and Babu Frik". What then.

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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they're talking shit on their parents

"those are moms footsteps"

I could go on and on about what I want their relationship to be like as teenagers based purely on the few frames where Sarah hugs Ed at the end of Big Picture Show but that's for another day :]

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If anyone believes Membrane would be transphobic don't talk to me

Jokes aside, any trans Dib truthers out there?

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disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving "I NEED A FAT BITCH" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN"

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second worst day of his life but at least his hair is nice and his wife is there. its the little things

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Been thinking about gender queer Kanan again recently :O

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silly little redraw of an old kanera piece i did in 2023

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S1 and 2 Kanera are so touchy-feely and I love that for them