My name is Linus Hannibal Owlcroft. No, not the same Hannibal you're thinking of. I am definitely, 100%, absolutely NOT a cannibal. I also adore my darling buttercup of a lover, Oscar. |Age:17 |Gender: Male |Sexuality: Gay |Additional notes: I am the Ultimate Riddle Solver, and am dating the Ultimate Cricket Player, Oscar Otsuka.
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Absolutely. <3
fun little friendly reminder that im Older than @linushannibalowlcroft
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You’re mean.
fun little friendly reminder that im Older than @linushannibalowlcroft
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@kevinotsukacritical
“As you wish” was all he ever said to her. … that day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying “As you wish”, what he meant was, “I love you” . And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back.
The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner
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op killed my father and should prepare to die but go off I guess
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I DO NOT!!!
linus owlcroft like fingers in his ass
I’m dialing the police.
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unusual asks
1: Do you ever wish you were someone else?
2: What is your full name?
3: How old are you and how old do you get mistaken for?
4: Have you ever dyed your hair?
5: What’s your eye color?
6: Your opinion about your body and how comfortable you are with it
7: Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
8: What would you say is your best quality?
9: What are you really bad at?
10: What talent do you wish you had?
11: Are you nice to everyone?
12: What do you think about the most?
13: Things you like/dislike about yourself
14: What is your least favorite word?
15: What is your favorite word?
16: Are you more like your mom or your dad?
17: Would you ever smile at a stranger?
18: A reason you’ve lied to someone
19: Are you lying about anything right now?
20: Have you kissed someone older than you?
21: Do you believe in love at first sight?
22: Do you believe in soulmates?
23: Are looks important?
24: Opinion on relationship age differences
25: Would you date someone off the Internet?
26: Have you ever cried over a boy/girl?
27: Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
28: Anyone you’re giving up on right now?
29: Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
30: Have you ever liked your best friend?
31: How does someone win your heart?
32: What turns you on?
33: What turns you off?
34: Do you get jealous easily?
35: What is your definition of cheating?
36: Do you forgive betrayal?
37: Have you ever been cheated on?
38: Have you ever cheated on someone?
39: How often do you listen to music?
40: First concert you attended
41: Last movie you watched
42: Favorite type of movie
43: Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
44: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
45: Do you fall in love easily?
46: Do you think people say I love you too much?
47: What’s your favorite holiday?
48: Are you a forgiving person? Do you like being that way?
49: Where’s the most magical place on earth?
50: What’s your “type”?
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I do! What’s wrong with The way I hold phones?
I felt I looked nice in this picture. Admire my outfit, please.
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ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now
Thank fuck. I don’t need another game of UNO: Knife edition.
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I felt I looked nice in this picture. Admire my outfit, please.
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Woah are you alright? You good?
Munch and Punch is the new hit saying around kids these days, did you know? 👄&👊
You.Matomoe.Get out.
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I will take your hand and remove it from your arm.
Munch and Punch is the new hit saying around kids these days, did you know? 👄&👊
You.Matomoe.Get out.
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I’ve literally never heard anyone else ever refer to me as “munch” before.
Munch and Punch is the new hit saying around kids these days, did you know? 👄&👊
You.Matomoe.Get out.
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linus owlcroft like fingers in his ass
I’m dialing the police.
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Munch and Punch is the new hit saying around kids these days, did you know? 👄&👊
You.Matomoe.Get out.
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I’m doing fine. Less now that I’ve been speaking with you, but that’s just how it is I suppose.
I am SO tired… gnnmmhhhhhhhgghh
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Hello Shoda.
I am SO tired… gnnmmhhhhhhhgghh
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