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celestcs:

“ fuck me. i’m only supposed to take two vitamins, but i ended up eating, like, five because they were so damn good. you can’t let me near gummy anything, honestly. is that bad for you ? do you think i’ll live to see another day ? i’ve done F A R worse things and have survived so far, obviously. ”

“Nah you dead. RIP. It was nice knowing you. You’ll be missed. I’ll make sure to let everyone know that delicious gummy vitamins were the cause of your untimely downfall. Way to go out like a real champ, girlfriend.”

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Tell Uncle Luke I’m out in Miami too - Cierra Ramirez’s instagram

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“Hey snapfam!! I’m lowkey bored as fuck right now so I think I’m gonna go mess with my housemates,” she tried to speak in a hushed tone and sent a dazzling smile into the camera. “Of course I’m gonna record it for your entertainment, and my own.” After adding the ten second clip to her story, Lina shuffled out of her room and got her phone ready to record her ambush. She barged into the closest room to her, hoping to catch someone doing something scandalous and/or funny. “BOO!!”

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stopclarissa:

“that’s probably true. if we had a hot camera crew, i’d feel more obligated to jump into their arms and more reluctant to go anywhere near the actual cast. don’t even get me going about them. it’s like when justin bieber and kourtney kardashian had their thing. i’m gagging just thinking about it. you are full of brilliant points, i think i like you. there’s plenty more where that came from too. don’t you forget it.”

“Right, like I’m already reluctant to be near some of them. If they threw in a bunch of hot guys working behind the scenes, you’d probably never see me again. Oh, gag me, I totally forgot about that whole ordeal. That was like a weird time for everyone. They weren’t even cute together. And you agree with all my brilliant points, so I think I like you too. It’s nice to talk to someone who’s like on the same page, y’know??”

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♔ character aesthetic ➜ the sycophant !

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stopclarissa:

“ i really was hoping for some hotter camera men. you’d think being in hollywood, they could hire the best of the best, along with the most attractive. you’re joking, right ? reading about j-lo and drake already on the rocks was far more interesting than removing my bikini top for some fool. now, that i agree with. though, you probably come in close second. ”

“I guess they don’t want to distract us?? I mean, we’re all already pretty hot. If they threw in some hot crew members to top it off, we’d never get anything done. Huh, like we all didn’t see that coming I mean Drake and J-Lo. That’s a weird combo. But whatever gets the audience going, right? Even if the audience is a pasty mouth-breather. And you flatter me, truly.”

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is it just a me problem or does instant messaging not work?? it keeps telling me that something is wrong/offline

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stopclarissa:

“in case anyone is wondering the pool is absolutely perfect. i’ve been hanging out with some magazines, letting the sun color me. today might even be considered perfect if i pretend there wasn’t an old, washed up camera man staring at me half naked.”

“Better get used to it girlie. That’s all apart of gig we signed up for. Hope you at least gave him a little show. You’ve probably got the hottest bod he’s had the pleasure of drooling over.”

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elcnaffs:

“I ended up crashing into my bed as soon as I arrived so I didn’t get a chance to explore the house. I woke up bright and early just to walk around and it’s fucking huge.” Elena wasn’t used to such a large place with more rooms than she could count. She had only ever worked in them or seen them on tv and she had to say, it was truly better than her one-bedroom apartment back home. “There must be at least like fifteen rooms around here!” She exclaimed excitedly, her eyes wandering around the room. “How many rooms do you think will be all sex-ed up by the end of this show? With all these people in one house, the sexual tension is going to be through the roof. I’d say at least the movie room and the bar would be the most popular places. I plan on using them all though.” She stated casually, shrugging her shoulders.

“I don’t blame you, these beds are to DIE for. The sheets are so fucking silky and the mattress is so soft, it’s like sleeping on a damn cloud,” Lina hummed as if she was still in dreamland. She was living a dream after all. From the mansion to the potential stardom, this was all something Lina had previously thought she’d only see with her eyes closed and her head on a pillow. “Oh all the rooms, easily. I’d hate to come through here with a blacklight by the time we’re through,” the brunette giggled. “I’m thinking the jacuzzi could be pretty saucy,” she shimmy her shoulders and wiggled her eyebrows for emphasis. “You sound like you’re on the prowl already. Who’ya gonna bang first?”

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hi! I’m Lia & I hope I’m not too late to the party. I finally feel like I have my shit at least kinda sorta together which means I can finally post an intro for my problematic child !!!! MEET LINA (honestly the perfect gif to describe her)

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