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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

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I got a single chapter into orv, checked how long it was, and said I'm not ready to make that commitment right now

cryingggg i am at chapter 420 of orv and they keep mentioning the final scenario so i'm sure we're nearing the end, like i know there are 500 chapters of it but it would be like 502 or so, right, because 80 chapters just for the end would be a lot, right? NOPE. IT'S 551 CHAPTERS IN TOTAL!!! THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT THE END AND I STILL HAVE 130 CHAPTERS BEFORE ME???? HOWWW????????

and then i check out that orv sequel real quick because i think to myself, oh it's just a side story with a whole new main character, how long can it be? 20 chapters or so? NOPE. WDYM THAT DAMN SIDE STORY IS 300+ CHAPTERS LONG WHATTTTTT

like this shit is fucking crazy why is it so long, at this rate i will not be able to finish this until i'm fucking retired

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You are a person who covers your counter space in clutter and inadvertently makes a shrine to a long forgotten god who shows up to thank you.

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Jinshi

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Contemplating an AU where Shen Yuan isn't actually as unhinged as he might seem, because Systems and Transmigration are not just common fictional tropes in his world but actually like. Established things that happen.

Everyone knows that there are fictional worlds that end up existing as different realities. Chicken-or-the-egg style debates are rampant and academia and religious circles, as no one can quite agree on whether there are cosmic forces that are creating worlds based on fiction or if there are some psychic currents that influence sensitive creative types to perceive other worlds or what, but it's known to happen.

Systems are also not-infrequently encountered phenomenon. Like demons or other supernatural concepts. Sometimes in life you just encounter a scenario where a semi-technological themed spiritual parasite will latch itself onto you as part of a process to ensure the regulation of some world or part of a world or something. Again, lots of debate and attempts to figure out what is really going on are ongoing in Shen Yuan's world.

Transmigration has also been documented. Souls are confirmed to exist and it's known that dying makes you extra susceptible to the influence of various Systems and the possibility of moving between worlds. Lots of people have, over the course of history, done this and then come back to their original world and reported on it. Experiments of varying degrees of ethical dubiousness have been conducted before eventually being banned in the name of not killing people to try and figure out interdimensional travel.

One of the reasons why Shen Yuan gets so pissy at Airplane's hack writing is because he's gone to university and studied transmigration and interdimensional physics, and he's firmly in the camp that thinks that some kind of scarcely-documented cosmic force is creating worlds based on fiction. Sure, the odds of any given fictional world becoming an alternate reality are very small, and extremely dependent on a number of factors that can be difficult to deliberately invoke, but by Shen Yuan's calculations there's kind of a perfect storm of what factors he theorizes are relevant and that makes Airplane's hack writing the height of irresponsibility. Stop putting that poor protagonist through this shit! He doesn't deserve it! You're playing with fire!

Anyway, Shen Yuan's school of thought is not the widest nor the most respected, so in addition to his art critiques he's laughed off as a quack.

For his own part, Airplane has also studied interdimensional physics and he's confident that his writing is way too unstable to ever be Substantiated. But just in case he throws in a few token protections against that kind of thing.

Peerless Cucumber: those "protections" are just superstitions! they don't actually work! there are more than seventeen documented cases of Substantiation that contradict all of them, and even more that contradict each individually! making the curtains blue does nothing!

Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky: chill out bro, you wouldn't want to give yourself a coronary and wake up as Luo Binghe. how would he fuck you then?

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Fast growing White Lotus Bingsheep 🐏

(Baby White Lotus Bingsheep here)

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Another thing fandom needs to start doing more of is projecting on tops.

There are delicious amounts of psychological distress you can inflict on that guy once you get into his head. The brainworms of forcing agency and initiative on someone who genuinely is Not Fucking Ready For It are exquisite.

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#random gifs of the ot3 just because (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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Pretty Wei Ying is always good - bunnies only make it better

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Follower Recs

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Falling, Falling, Caught (By You)

by tangerinechar

T, 3k, Wangxian

Summary: Jiang Cheng thinks nobody will catch Wei Ying if he runs and jumps at them while they're carrying a cup of coffee. Wei Ying would like to prove him wrong. And conveniently, Lan Zhan happens to be there with his cup of tea. (Or the one where Wei Ying does the "If I run and leap at him, he will most certainly catch me in his arms" meme to Lan Zhan.)

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(Please REBLOG as a signal boost for this hard-working author if you like – or think others might like – this story.)

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What is fma. I'm reading that post like a fever dream because I have NO IDEA what this is,,

Okay so imagine you're like ten and your mom is dead and you and your brother perform the most heretical experiment known to man and almost kill yourself (and your brother) completely, only to find yourself disabled permanently by it but not NEARLY as much as your brother is, so you and your brother tour the country trying to figure out how to restore the health you lost. God is punishing you personally. But is that a god? What is a god? When there is war, who watches over the soldiers' crimes? Who watches over the innocent? Who hears the wails of the dying? Who watches over the healers? Who lives? Who dies? Who is profiteering from the spoils of war? Who, exactly, is in your family? Can you tell the face of a friend from the face of your enemy? Is caring about your fellow man enough to save the world? What if it isn't? Who lives? who dies? WHY? Does a theoretical god decide? Does NO ONE decide? Are we all marching to our fates, or are our paths pre-determined?? What is above man?! What is above man's governing body?! WHAT IS ABOVE A GOD?

Also the author looks like this:

Thank you for everything, Arakawa Hiromu! You should read Fullmetal Alchemist!! (or here, on mobile!)

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Here's a quick au idea that just came to me today:

In a modern au where Merlin is still waiting on Arthur, historians recently discovered a whole batch of legal documents from Arthur's reign. These documents detail many changes he made to the laws of Camelot, including the repeal of the magic ban (which the historians assumed was just a halt on witch hunts).

However, one thing that the historians note as strange were the large number of laws that only applied to the king's personal manservant, who was never mentioned by name in the documents. These laws range from oddly specific, such as 'the king's manservant shall not accompany knights to the tavern', to downright bizarre decrees that make no sense, like 'the king's manservant is hereby forbidden from pointing out stew in the king's hair.'

The historians' first guess was that perhaps King Arthur was going a bit mad in his later years, but they didn't find any other ludicrous laws besides the ones pertaining to his manservant, which then led the historians to question the identity of this manservant and his relationship to the king.

All of this culminates in a historical exhibit showcasing the documents and postulating on this mysterious manservant of king Arthur. Many scholars flock to the exhibit, eager to examine the documents and debate their meaning and impact within a historical context.

Which then leads to a very tired Dr. Merlin Emrys, a medieval history professor, being dragged by his colleagues to see the exhibit and having to stifle is laughter as these world-renowned scholars tear their hair out trying to understand what was essentially a prank war between him and Arthur.

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it's borbin' time

(turtle dove) Ref photo by Frank Ebertus

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I promise I’m working on the next part, but the next few days are gonna be very busy for me, so I won’t be able to do much writing. In the meantime, have a sneak peek!

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I can’t even build a normal one and he’s out here doing this