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i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest

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every morning I wake up and think of these words from philosopher cher

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this is so fuckin funny

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I love when fanfic authors are freakishly unhinged. "Yes, hello, I am here to write a heart wrenching story about relationships and mortality. My medium is Ducktales (2017)"

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Daddy-issues, mommy-issues, and an older-brothers-complex.

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Oh, is this in Pennsylvania? I have a couple friends who live there and they were just talking about a power outage they’re experiencing.

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I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

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“You smell like memories.”

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We never really talked about it but The Ugly Ducking that grew up to be a beautiful swan was still probably pretty fugly from a duck’s perspective

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has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

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Babe, wake up, new ao3 writer assumption just dropped.

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might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

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using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

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when the fatigue-out-of-nowhere-disorder causes you to get fatigued out of nowhere

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an interaction im very tired of in online autism spaces. aka when you don’t have a special interest / when your special interest isn’t [character] or [fandom]

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