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lion-hearted-girl- · 8 days

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Florence Welch and Taylor Swift via Jack Antonoff's Instagram 🌿

#don’t hold me to this but Florida!!! might be my favourite track from TTPD #largely because I love Florence so much just as much as Taylor #and it’s a very Florence song? it has that big orchestral sound that is just very F+TM but it’s also very Taylor too #and I’m so happy my faves have collaborated and blessed me with this masterpiece

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lion-hearted-girl- · 9 days

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i hate when girls feel dumb for trying to see the best in people and then end up hurt or disappointed like no!! it’s those people that were dumb for misleading you. they took advantage of your kindness and generosity, and they’ll rot for it

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lion-hearted-girl- · 9 days

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I have one of those robot vacuums but there's a mirror in the house low enough to the ground that the lidar scanner can see a nonexistent room in the reflection so on the navigation map it's generated I have a room that doesn't exist that I have to forbid the vacuum from entering.

#my robot vacuum map is the same except my shadow realms are the outside areas because all of my windows are floor to ceiling glass doors

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lion-hearted-girl- · 1 month

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#horror comedy because I generally find a lot of ‘comedy’ movies very cringe

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lion-hearted-girl- · 1 month

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Faraway views (right lens of my binoculars)

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lion-hearted-girl- · 2 months

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the universal college experience, no matter your major, is learning how remarkably fucked everything is. except business majors theyre having a great time learning to do basic arithmetic and and staring at that one supply and demand graph where the line goes up

#idk maybe it’s because I was a business major in my late 20s and already so tired of capitalism but I definitely knew everything was fucked #the little baby 18-20 year olds tho? they had no idea

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lion-hearted-girl- · 2 months

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tumblr is the website you can’t find your own posts but someone else likes a post you made five years ago

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lion-hearted-girl- · 2 months

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Chessboard with Flower Border by Giovanni Battista Sassi (1679-1762)

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lion-hearted-girl- · 2 months

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For those that aren't in Australia right now, we have the funniest scandal going on.

Firstly let us introduce you to the eye of the storm: Sam Kerr. Sam is a women's soccer player who has in the last year become one of the most famous and beloved athletes in Australia. Captain of the women's national team, Sam became something of a cult figure after the last Women's Soccer World Cup became a complete unpredicted sensation in Australia, with the whole country getting behind the team.

Sam, up until now, has had probably one of the most squeaky clean images in sport. Generally in Australia it is not uncommon for our sports stars to be caught up in scandals involving drugs:

violence:

drinking their own urine:

or if you're cricket legend Shane Warne, probably all three at once.

Contrasting all this, Sam's image as the squeaky clean saviour for sport made it all the more shocking this last week, when it was announced that Kerr was to face trial after having been charged by the UK police of a "racially aggravated offence" involving a taxi driver.

This was shocking news. Nobody knew what to make of it. Sam was a model for young girls everywhere and a national treasure. "This is why we can't have nice things" screamed the nation. It seemed like all hope was lost.

That is, until, yesterday, when the UK police finally revealed the full details of the case, in which Sam Kerr, sporting legend, was arrested for vomiting in a cab, and then telling an intervening police officer that he was a “stupid white bastard”.

Now we probably don't need to point out that in Australia, vomiting in a taxi and then calling a cop a bastard is about as close to a national culture as we have.

You could not have come up with a better headline to make someone a national hero.

Needless to say, Sam in now being hailed down under as the greatest legend that ever lived, and a petition has already been started to have her picture added to the $5 note.

The tide has swung so far that not one, but TWO, state Premiers have spoken out in support of Kerr, and the Prime Minister has even gone on the record describing her as "a delight".

And so ends the racial abuse saga of our greatest sports hero of all time, and the very first reverse milkshake duck to ever exist.