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what kind of underwear do you think is best for wedgies? thongs, briefs, panties or something else?

So I actually tried to ponder and experiment on this, but it’s been a month or two 💀

Short answer: What works for you. Unfortunately it depends

Men = tighty white // briefs or boxer briefs, panties, thongs

Woman = Panties, boy shorts, high waisted tighty whitey

Nonbinary = wear and give yourself a wedgie in both at the same time. / Whatever is comfortable, and doesn’t make you dyshoric.

yes this applies to both twomen and tmen you don’t get a pass💀 jk do what’s comfy

I actually tried and like switching underwear with the opposite sex. Sooo for my preference more on that under cut

Actual answer:

Tdlr: Literally find out what your butt shape is look at the “wedgie proof” recommendations and get the opposite.

I actually came to an hypothesis based on ideas and research and tried experimenting. It depends on your butt shape and how tight you want it to be or if you’d like more pleasure or pain.

I notice men saying panties thongs are better, which got me thinking about the anatomy in regards to preference. And maybe the sex’s should do a switchroo. It’s not common online I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a girl give herself or getting a tighty whitey wedgie. But men giving themselves thong wedgies.

Literally find out what your butt shape is look at the “wedgie proof” recommendations and get the opposite. or try the overlapping.

Then get smaller or bigger pairs depending on the intensity.

Smaller, fitted tighter painful.

a size up from fitted sweet spot (in theory)

bigger, can become less painful more pleasurable and might require doing more intense & penetrable wedgies. Same with stretchy I find it difficult

I recommend this because. people dislike wedgies

“why do I always get wedgies from my underwear!”

and complain how uncomfortable they feel

“I don’t like them they feel so discomfortable and always ride up my butt, I’m constantly having to pick them out”

So they make articles, infographic or give advice on how to not get wedgies. Reminder: You’re a freak, you aren’t “supposed to like it”

that means when your bully underhands your waistband. your supposed try to and grab on to something while you groan and cringe from the underwear being lifted from your pants and above the waistline for those few secs, mins, before they let go. yet you think to yourself this, feels so good and in your brain, your biting your lip. Your fucking moaning.😆 your grunting: “oh, fuckk mmmm” “keep pulling,” “harder, pull harder.” “Higherhigher”

My preference recently / from my experiments 🧪

For others boyshorts does the job, I fucking can’t. I wondered why for a long time and guess what they’re wedgie proof for my but shape. Recently I actually tried tighty whites hanging and not and I like them as I’ve said I am cis, but I like that they are more fabric I like the thickness, it feels more penetrating which I’ll say is definitely is worth it, it makes it uncomfortable and more pleasurable then some of the other type I’ve worn. Based on my butt type and experience, yea boyshort are way too hard for me to wedgie myself in.

when my curiosity strikes I try to get more of a simulation, I look at wedgies online and think that sudden or unexpected or whatever “must feel so uncomfortable up their ass, so tight wedged up their legs. “

“I’m gonna try out how it feels to get this (type of) wedgie.”💀

I know for me I like the tight, discomfort. Not exactly pain. I like it rough. Cause wedgies aren’t always painful but discomfort from the wedge “pain” from the roughness, and tightness ig making a deeper wedge penetrating me. I don’t want to remove the discomfort for the pain from only the tightness. Like I like the initial shock rough sensation, the discomfort basically wedging itself and tightening around the right areas. I like making my losers bitches and victims cringe, being basically penetrated by their underwear. Cause like, lol get whipslash from so hard and sudden I pull your underwear and how I now have a leash inbetween your legs I wanna hear you groan, while me and my friends laugh. not whine or cry I’ll shut that up real quick.

I have a soft spot for hearing guys / masc’s and seeing the, genuine cringe reaction the non verbal oh my god, sucking air in between your teeth, repeating fucks ow, biting your lip from the rough feeling (maybe slight pleasure idk) as I let go of that waistband really quick, I like when dudes try to do at shit job at compartmentalizing. Seriously keep acting like it didn’t affect you I’ll wear you down, I see through that shit. Turned you into a loser rq did I bruise your pride?

With women / femmes okay cry and whine my friends find it amusing it’s cute, but I might get my friends to hold her down and I slap tape on her mouth, now I can listen to the muffled reactions. Every noise from every tug, muffled whining and protest or response, when I ask “are you enjoying this?” then slap or yank her underwear extra hard.

Whiney nerd guys or mascs are funny cause there ofc cringe then yield being like trying to reason or bed to me “no no don’t do pull my underwear 😵‍💫🤓” LMAO loser me and my friend are gonna bounce you by both sides. Mmk? Orr go fetch me something, I like you below me.

Tougher nonchalant or no nonsense women / femmes kinda like a tomboy are a few of my teammates and friends, my other friends get all whiney like in a “snobby girl whiney” so I’m playful about it but alsooo they usually hide their flusteredness and blush when I do give them wedgies like, they annoying know I’m fucking around in hopes she fires back. Maybe she doesn’t and it’s cute wearing her down. But then again there’s a reason why I’m only “mostly a dom”.

You can moan when touch yourself or try doing it to yourself later.

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pftttt awesome

like. give me a wedgie in public? hang me from a tree or a fence where people are guaranteed to see? tie my hands and feet? strip me down to just my underwear so everyone can see my ass being split apart and my wet cunt soaking my underwear? put a sign up next to me encouraging anyone to have their fun with me, but nobody let me down or help me out? let everyone take pictures and videos of me crying while i dangle there for everybody to see? while they grope and spank me and make fun of me for this situation and how much i obviously enjoy it?

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I have a reallyyyyy strong feeling one of you went to my HS or in my college and just happen to stumble apon this account

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i got hard thinking about a girl shoving me in a locker. its truly over for me. im a freak

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hai hai haii. i hope it's alright to say but you and your blog are so fuckinggg hot fgfhhf <3!!

Reading all your posts about wedgies and bullying have me so insanely needy. I fantasize about being on the receiving end of each one hehe x3

You’re adorable, I’d eat you alive.

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i would do anything you wanted me to do just for you to even consider giving me a wedgie 🥺🥺 i need it so so bad please please please id be willing to be your bitch for however long and give you all the money i have just to get wedgied by you once 🙏

No balls, give me $15 rn 💵

OH MY GOD I can tell your on your knees. How do I know your not lying?

Your just saying whatever to pull on a girls heart strings how dare you 🥺 using my nice girl persona against me 💀 (condescending)

Money?! That’s how I know your cappin I’d consider but no promises thoo, I just really wanna make do humiliating shit for me. Are you willing to take that chance for me? 🥺💀

Making yall aware

Speaking of money, I made a post about how I’m I like to be worshipped, etc as I’m writing this the first part is eh I’ll relook at it later but

it does detail what I’d be comfortable worship wise regarding, sending money or negotiating some other shit. Since I mean it’s been if not a year or two💀 why not think about it, if I’m okay with it and you’re willing to pay. As I’ve said I don’t expect it but if I can benefit from desperate jack offs then,

I’m not planning on changing anything content wise tho still operating as normal I just finally elaborated on how to worship me particularly. There’s other ways as well 🥰

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💅💅💅💅 purrrr

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hi mistress :3 as an inexperienced sub who wants to properly learn to worship his betters, what are your favorite ways to be worshipped/served?

Guide for Lip-Service-Hoe’s Bitches

Hiiii 😏. YES good! You get praise wonderful question🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽. But I’m using you as a rant example.

I’ve changed from like a year or so a when I started so with you’ve done some of these I do not blame you or fault you 💕

Just so you know it’s not completely? finished or reviewed I’ll look over it later a lot of details n shit skip to worship if you want

Myth: I have to be a stereotypical “loser” or “nerd” for her

Nope infact I don’t mind people from the popular crowd, DL subs, business men (????) or

literally anyone in any other social class hell you can be a cow boy, cheerleader (gn), a punk dude, art girl etc. Makes things interesting, “nerds” is so broad like are you an anime or like?? I don’t know what to make of that??

Like punk dude ex: they about how they saw me at the campus or one of my stories / posts love for me to wedgie you in the parking lot of a show or whatever.

It’s not just my acc but in a lot of other websites it waters it down to “nerd” or “losers” = pathetic desperate sub wedgie bitch

its giving:

Truth: the “nerd” aka the bully victim is usually chosen and can be any social group! I mostlikely can work with it. I actually like don’t mind bullying DLs or people I wouldn’t normally call nerds or losers

irl or psychology I can bully whoever for whatever motive. I can bully tf out of a cowgirl just cause of whatever social situation.

Situation: she’s being compared to me just to agitate me, and make me envious. Response A. I could just bully her. Response B. I find out she likes wedgies or a “shes a slut“ rumor etc

Ex. A I might befriend her and then suddenly her underwear is stuck on a fence post as she just barely can stand on her tip toes.

Ex B. me and my girls, corner her and tease in many ways her asking what underwear she has on. doesn’t mean we wedgie her (yet) maybe playfully tug if we get close, when we do maybe she’s pinned to the ground and recorded.

Genuinely.

Myth: Being wedgied = nerd, submissive

tdlr = you don’t have to be.

what about men?!?? Doesn’t that make him like a pathetic nerd needing to be bullied by his whatever. NOOO FUCK SOCIETY STANDARD OF MEN IT DOESNT AUTOMATICALLY I’ll give “the dealer” skateboarding dude a wedgie

maybe I’ll make him yield, cause he won’t give me the shit I want for a party or is trying to hassle me, I’ll pull his ear, suddenly I’m saying I’ll tell his girlfriend this and that. All while his buddies are watching the whole thing can laugh at him abt it idc I got my liquor and drugs

DL jockish dude

I/someone gave him a wedgie once now he’s lowkey obsessed looking up videos online, forums, asking his friends about if they ever experience them. now he’s been asking if I could do it again or on stumbled onto my acc

Truth: It’s about getting them to yield or submit “nerds” just do it faster. bonus points if they like it. Maybe your someone I bully casually

What this means is this you need to do something to make me bully you. Whether you can control it or not. And how you respond to it can be up to you like now, your posting about jerking off after I’ve given or you seen me giving someone a wedgie. Maybe not expecting to like it that much.

I don’t mind needy nerd bitches but like I never had a nerd beg me for a wedgie before it’s weird and that’s fine. They like when I call them weird, or devote themselves to me. It’s just not really any flare to it again another nerd in the crowd, a girls gotta have her worshippers.

Don’t feel weird about needing to be a nerd. putting yourself higher or on a different social class. It’s just all the more fun to be surprised or knocked down or secretly into it.

I’ve seen dom nerd fanfic before.💀💀

Worship

Worship is basically anything that would further cement my status

It’s making me continue to feel the popularity / social royalty, in my day to day life. THESE ARE ALL EXAMPLES!! Feel free to be creative. Ask if not sure.

I have “rules” / boundaries on my pin, for the most part I ignore anything that I do not like.

Nonsexual worship:

Compliments

This can be about my physical features or like anything really!

Hoping I have a nice day like etc.

even posting or @ing abt me with like cute gifs etc, “💐💐💐 for @“ even when I don’t respond it’s simply worship

Account dedication

This can be sexual or non sexual

But I don’t mind being tagged in posts you create for me.

Or reblog someone post with wish @ would do this to me.

I might “mark” you personally if I find you interesting. as in, you’re my new bitch.

freakky worship LMAO

Humiliation

Literally make posts: text or photos, degrading yourself or praising me about how good “I” make you feel. or what “I” made you did to yourself.

I don’t think there’s any wrong way to do this 💀 if so I’ll put a “👎🏽”

DM me, photos vids etc or tell me what you did to yourself etc

Let me know if I can screenshot it and put it on my page

Make me aware of what I shouldn’t say or do like

use 💬 if this stays in dms or 📣 if you don’t mind this being shared

I like showing my work tbh.

Idea 💡: doing something humiliating on or off screen

Ex: recording giving yourself a hanging wedgie. by tree or public. And sending it to me [BE SAFE BE SAFE BE SAFE] my lawyer says I’m not held responsible but stillllll

💡Doing something humiliating without tagging me, completely out of context, for others to see and then sending the post to me. Maybe later you can give lil context

Writing and posting drabbles about me indirectly,

Ex: I’m imagining “the pretty girl” [etc, etc etc] then sending it to me.

Money

If you’d like to tip me for my work or for just existing that’s worship. diamonds really are a key to a girls heart 💎. I do this for my own creative benefit but some people like being bullied for their lunch money. Who am I to complain.

Things I’d be willing to negotiate

Doing sexting convo / scene

Maybe audios degrading you,??

Hypnotic humiliation?

Irl pictures (yep.)

Actually being sent something a gift? bought something? or being given money to buy something.

Subtle findoming (up to personal interpretation)

Giving me money for like a drink, nails, etc you can decide by writing it the little send note

💡 send me a certain amount of money like consistently or like random days / amounts.

Faux Blackmail 😈 (LMAO but like actually tho?? That might work? With a scene or rp that’d actually?? I’m a genius.)

Let me know if you’re interested. Im not expecting much?? Don’t rip me off tho Ill make sure every dom in this community knows about your account. maybe we can actually do scenes n shit depending on how much you give me.

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So random (to any of my followers), if you play Valorant im going to shove your underwear over your head that you will need to wobble around in an arch istg. You’re on my bullying list

I like valorant, I bully dudes on there too💀 the community is such a mixed bag they fucking deserve it and a lot of them fucking like it. It’s either freaky or god complex 💀💀💀

SAME WITH WOMEN like bb girl stop being SO RUDDEE no one wants your eboy tf, I’ve been treated as competition for the lamest dudes.

Or they are freaky and want me to bully them or flirt with them but their so shy about it like 💀💀

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I would love for you to humiliate and wedgie my pathetic nerd ass

💀💀💀 ofc you would lol, just do the work for me and put yourself on a wall hook in your smallest pair of underwear for me✌🏽 thxxxx

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Do you happen to be in the market for a slutty new pet ?

Slutty new pet?? Market?? They call that slavery 💀 /j

I’d rather you over to the frat dudes. If anything there’s a reason sororities have the house “boy“. I’d like surprise greeting him by pulling them above his belt makes it harder to pick them out from his jeans. just cause, “he doesn’t care” it’s not unusual for him to get flirted with, just the weirdest way.

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So many likes and comments etc that it’s been capped at 99+ notifications for idk how long as should 🙂‍↕️

Need to go through everyone’s asks n dms etc I do stuff all at once usually

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Pebbles? Gone.

I love him ((evil) not romantic)

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If you are reading this rn give yourself a wedgie soft or hard big or small 💀

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Chaotic polyamory:

Oh it’s for sure a good time when the guy is smiling as his waistband gets pulled over his forehead! Especially in public 🤣

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WHAT KINF OF FORMATTING LMAOOOOO💀💀💀💀💀

“ITS EXCELLENCE”

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she told me to stfu I had to do it to em