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Watching Jurassic Park and I have Opinions on this place as a zoo. Feeding the predators live prey?? There's other ways to provide enrichment! Also that enclosure is way too small for multiple large animals like that! Electric fences? Ha! Electric fences won't stop a fucking goat! Where's the zoo experts? Who designed these enclosures?? Were all zoos this shitty in the 90s???

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Fixed it.

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i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

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yknow those “18+ minors don’t interact” and “this post is about lesbians men dni”? trans tumblr needs one for “this post is a kink and not a sincere expression of my political beliefs”

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lezzing out is such a good phrase its legit so fun. do you lez out. have you lezzed out. will you lez out. when will you lez out.

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Sverd i fjell, Norway

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I will forever respect Animorphs for tricking kids who are just really into animals to read a book series by going “Hey you, you daydream about what it’s like to be a dolphin or a bird or a wolf? Have I got a book for you!” and then slowly radicalizing them with 50+ books of “There are no winners in war. Whatever ‘victory’ you perceive comes at the cost of sacrificing your own morals and killing the part of you that is human. In the end you will resort to murder, torture and war crimes and the knowledge of what you have done will haunt you for as long as you live.”

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bro...what we could have had..

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magikarp…they’re trying their best…

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the infatuation with being skinny is ….. Boring

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