lisatrs

[lisatrs]

hooray now we can put them together <<<3

[lisatrs]

some javier's i drew throughout the week while i was trying to figure out how to draw him (+ my javi critter)

[lisatrs]

For a few dollars more novelization by Joe Millard

Why is he like that😭

[lisatrs]

guys do a poor soul a favor and recommend me spaghetti westerns that are like really implicitly gay (which italian western isn't tbh??) that I can analyse for the next 4 months

[lisatrs]

Rowdy !!

[lisatrs]

|3

[lisatrs]

yeah okay hes slaying

[lisatrs]

I was insane

[lisatrs]

Look at my shitty dollars trilogy memes boy

[lisatrs]

[lisatrs]

same image

[lisatrs]

how mortimer and manco really parted

[lisatrs]

college tiring me therefore blonco.. !!!

[lisatrs]

How good do you think Blondie is at giving blowjobs, as described by vacuum cleaner adjacent items at my workplace: a normal poll

Basement vacuum

Bad. Barely sucks. The hose attachment works better than the main floor thing for some reason. However it functions good enough that we don't throw it out.

Brand new Shark on the third floor

Compact, stylish, powerful, effective. Sucks good.

Wheeled shop vac we suction up flakes of old paint with

Loud but good at what it does. Very vocal. Loves to be sitting down low on the floor

Outdoor leaf sucker thing?

Polarized critical reactions--depending on who you ask, it's either the best tool ever invented and the only way to clean up leaves, or it's a frustrating complicated and overly noisy tool for doing the exact same thing you can do with your hands, a rake and a barrel.

Missing

My boss swears there was an extra vacuum in that building. Where did it go? Does it work? We'll never know. It rolled off into the sunset. Is that vacuum smoking a cigar??

Leafblower

Good at what it does, which is the opposite of suck things in. I like this thing. Whoooosh.

That one doesn't turn on--oh ok never mind

My coworker said this one didn't work but it worked fine for me. I guess it only likes certain people

[lisatrs]

more the good the bad and the ugly brainrot!!

[lisatrs]

Only just watched this for the first time and it's THREATENING to be in my top 4 movies of all time

[lisatrs]

oh my gosh imagine if Blondie grew his hair out a little more so he could do a half ponytail he'd be even more huggable and dangerous