liselottw
liselottw
lise 𐙚⋆.˚
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(satire acc ; brothers karamazov unreality lore)
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liselottw · 23 hours ago
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im tired of drivin ‘till i see stars in my eyes .. ・:*・
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liselottw · 23 hours ago
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is your mom still single
yes. and happily so.
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liselottw · 2 days ago
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im gonna tell my children this was the love of my life but he went to war and never came back so i had to marry their idiot father
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liselottw · 3 days ago
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guys im at zosima's homily because alyosha promised to be here but he catched a cold from kolya, send asks before i fall asleep
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liselottw · 5 days ago
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rakitka has been referring to smerdyakov as "call me by your surname" for a week now
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liselottw · 8 days ago
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liselottw · 10 days ago
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krassotkin came by to put me on the last topics they're going in school and i KNOW this mf is lying what do you MEAN we have to study karamzin for the third time
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liselottw · 15 days ago
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apparently i was named after KATYA'S MOTHER??
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liselottw · 27 days ago
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sometimes I lie to katya just to feel something
the other day I told her i heard a rumor about dear vanechka entering a brothel in mokroye and leaving in a carriage with a girl just to find out it was his stepservant
she threw me a wooden slipper then fainted
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liselottw · 28 days ago
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the pope died on easter monday for attention. ignore him.
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liselottw · 29 days ago
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the krassotkins came over with sweets and kolya is trying to show rakitka his 45 thesis to corrupt alyosha... brooo why do we keep feeding delusional losers😭😭 let them starveee
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liselottw · 29 days ago
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thats IT. THAT TWINK DESERVES DEATH
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about to beat rakitka's ass with this bad boy
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liselottw · 29 days ago
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about to beat rakitka's ass with this bad boy
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liselottw · 29 days ago
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guys?? maman forced me to go to mass and the karamazov trial was mentioned??? THEN ALYOSHA CAME ON THE ALTAR???
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liselottw · 1 month ago
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katka spoke ill of GOATyosha today thinking I couldn't hear her... I'm in enemy territory
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liselottw · 2 months ago
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reading katya's diary like im an editor and annotating inconsistencies with a pink gel pen
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liselottw · 2 months ago
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NOOOOooOOI3OoIiIiejfjfooengnfkejw THAT BITCH AND HER BASTARD BOOTLICKER TRICKED ME!! APRIL FOOLS MY ASS. YOU CANNOT PLAY WITH A YOUNG GIRL'S HEART LIKE THIS!!! YOU. WILL . ALL. PAY .FOR THIS HUMILIATION.
GuysgusyGUYS. ALYOSHA WROTE ME A LOVE LETTER. AND KATYA IS MOVING OUT
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