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need to tend to a knights wounds. my soft hands, hands which have never seen a day of hard labor, brushing against his scarred body. pretending not to notice how strong his arms look while i bandage up the laceration on his bicep. avoiding eye contact because i know the sounds of him groaning in pain are going to become fuel for my late night fantasies

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PEDRO PASCAL on Jimmy Kimmel LIVE

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Pedro Pascal as Harry in MATERIALISTS (2025) dir. Celine Song

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bucketless pk

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PEDRO PASCAL as MARCUS ACACIUS Gladiator II (2024) | dir. Ridley Scott

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GOAT

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need him to conquer the empire between my legs

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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— It was just another of your illusions. — Not all of it.

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Benjamin Walker as High King Gil-galad S2.E8 ∙ Shadow and Flame

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Elementary Masterlist

pairing: pre-outbreak!joel miller x teacher!reader

series rating: E (minors DNI, 18+ only, single dad!joel, smut to come)

summary: You’re Sarah’s fifth grade teacher, and after meeting her father at a parent/teacher conference, you find yourself developing a strong interest and affection for the two struggling Millers.

chapters marked with * indicate explicit content. minors DNI.

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three*

Chapter Four*

Chapter Five*

Chapter Six*

Chapter Seven*

Chapter Eight*

Chapter Nine*

Chapter Ten

ACT TWO

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen*

Chapter Fourteen*

Chapter Fifteen

Chapter Sixteen

Chapter Seventeen*

Chapter Eighteen*

Chapter Nineteen

Finale*

drabbles

reader helps guide sarah through a big milestone (period talk warning)

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#WHEN YOU’RE CARRYING MULTIPLE FRANCHISES ON YOUR BACK

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In a way, Joel saves her, but more emotionally. She’s just so broken, and she doesn’t know what to say, and she’s covered in blood. And then she just looks him right in the eye, and she leans forward and hugs him. And all he can say is this thing that he hasn’t said in 20 years, which is “baby girl.” Which is what he called his daughter. - Neil Druckmann

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The Pedro Pascal DILF Stance™️

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New Purpose

Halbrand x elf!reader

Words: 4k

Request: by anon – “I have a Halbrand x reader request/idea. Where the reader is an elf and she and Sauron fell in love in the really early days of middle earth. Because of this Morgoth killed her because she made Sauron soft. She then goes through the whole elf reincarnation thing and reincarnated to be alive during the rings of power. She’s now Galadriel’s friend and jumps off the ship to Valinor with her, meaning she ends up on the raft and numenor with Halbrand and Galadriel. She doesn’t remember her previous life but falls for Halbrand still. The rest is up to you 👀”

Thanks for the request, anon! ❤️

Warnings: Mentions of death. Injury and blood (nothing major). Lots of pining. Maybe a little ooc, but he’s in love, and she makes him soft.

I have almost finished the second (and final) part of this. This one was getting too long, and it felt right to split them. Been a while since I’ve done this much writing, so hopefully it’s not completely awful. Also, not my gif – credit to the creator!

You do not anticipate returning to Aman so soon. Námo had been clear when you awoke in his Halls – you have a greater role to play in the shaping of Middle Earth. For whatever reason, the fate of the one they call Sauron is inextricably tied to your own, and it is that fact that brings you and Galadriel together in the beginning and keeps you together long afterwards.

Galadriel herself is a guiding light in this unfamiliar world. Beleriand, you learn, now rests beneath the sea, and your home along with it. Your memories of the place have yet to return – after all this time, you doubt they ever will – but the thought brings with it a sense of longing for all you have lost. Even if you don’t remember what that is, you know it is much.

Keep reading

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