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Let’s stop doing kungpowpenis and start doing this shit instead:

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im not immune to how corsets make breasts look

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I post this every year but it’s worth it to remind myself to plant flowers, in the garden and in my mind and whenever I get a chance, in the hearts of others.

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Amb*r Turd to Johnny Depp when Dior asked him to join their campaign: “Why would Dior want to work with you? They like class and style and you have neither.”

Meanwhile THIS is Johnny Depp for Dior.

Also, Dior Sauvage’s sale — with Johnny as the face — skyrocketed because of him. She’s a clown.

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“Tell the world Johnny, tell them Johnny Depp, I Johnny Depp, a man, I'm a victim too of domestic violence, and see how many people believe or side with you” — Amber Heard to Johnny Depp in 2016.

Johnny Depp in 2022

The entire world believes and sides with him.

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cakes for when you die and get brought back but there's something wrong with you and everyone can tell

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Dan's Batman Hot Takes

Art by Dan Schkade

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If I could chose to sacrifice one kids cartoon show thing to get rebooted to save the other shows tho I would 1000% nominate Regular Show to get the Riverdale treatment bc that would be SOOOOO funny could you imagine

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what if i cast a silly spell

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being queer and seeing historical queer love is like a punch to the gut in a good way every time

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Come get your healthy dose of Kelloggs asthma cigarettes

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