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“You’re my downfall, you’re my muse. My worst distraction, my rhythm and blues.”

I don’t know how I’d survive without any of these… 

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Confirmation that it wasn’t the 100 year quest he was meaning to tell her about, it was him wanting to be together forever but not wanting to be mushy about it

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Still waiting for the day Mashima actually shows us Lucy being flirted with and Natsu outright punching dudes in the face and settin em on fire 🥳🙌

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Natsu: The moon is beautiful tonight.

Lucy: Yes, it really is.

Natsu: But you know what's prettier? You.

Lucy, blushing: N-Natsu...

Gray, whispering: Should we tell them that's a tortilla you threw at the window?

Erza: Absolutely not.

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okay but if natsu and lucy were to keep from the guild their romantic relationship i think it would happen by accident

like natsu and lucy don't, in fact, even try

they've just become so close that when they finally make that final step the guild takes their behaviour as normal

(mostly because their relationship didn't change, they just added the kissing and the 'no freaking out that much when natsu is breaking and entering in my home' kinda thing in their routine)

like some guy is trying to flirt with lucy and natsu sets his hair on fire? normal best friend behaviour there. lucy and natsu sitting real close and her talking his ear off but him listening with what seems to be a bored look but isn't because he adores her? oh yeah their partnership is one of the best in the guild, platonic 100% real no fake. natsu and lucy smiling at each other all across the guild? pffft, that's been happening since X784 and y'all know it.

so, really, the guild just doesn't know about them because they see what they do as a "natsu and lucy" thing and not as a "boyfriend and girlfriend" thing, and also lucy is still shy about the whole thing so they don't kiss in public

and then one day lucy picks up a job to do which is perfect because she has to pay rent dammit and one of the rewards is a silver key but the job is like three towns over and they would have to go in train and natsu who wanted another one just looks at her and goes "a silver key? but that's just for you... and the train..." and lucy gives him the puppy eyes "please? natsu?" and he gives in, but in like, two seconds "okay then! we'll do that one" and lucy yelps and hugs him and pecks him on the lips and then she goes home to pack and natsu is left with a silly grin on his lips because he adores that girl okay and then he calls happy and they go pack too and the guild is all like:

what.

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NO MORE HAIR TUFTS CATRA!!

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*opens pill botttle*

*opens water bottle*

*pours some water out into my hand*

“Wait. No, that’s…no.”

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I just,, want the twins to be there for each other, is it too much to ask Taglist:

Keep reading

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not-so-friendly reminder to unfollow me if:

u think autism is a disease or illness

u think autism needs to be “cured”

u support Autism Speaks or organizations like it

u “feel bad” for ppl with autism and their families

u think autistic children are a burden to their parents/guardians 

u don’t believe in getting children vaccinated because vaccines “cause autism”

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“We all need to stand up for equality and social justice even if it doesn’t apply to us”

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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The real question here is did Dan’s grandma ever get her iPad

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┏┓

┃┃╱╲ in this

┃╱╱╲╲ house

╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love

▔▏┗┛▕▔ & support

╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲

dan and phil’s decision to

keep their romantic life

private

╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲

▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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What a great day to be gay

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🏳️‍🌈

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( it’s transparent owo )

@danielhowell,, congrats yo

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“i’m gay”

dan. i know coming out is weird and difficult and awkward and happy and sad. but thank you. thank you for making me feel accepted even when you weren’t out. thank you for preaching acceptance and love for the past few years. thank you for stamping yourself into our hearts and showing us it’s okay to be who we are regardless of sexuality. thank you for opening your mind and soul to us. thank you for sharing even more of yourself. you didn’t have to but you did and have made thousands of people feel even more loved and accepted. i know it may have been extremely difficult but you have made such a big difference in my life. we wouldn’t be the same without you. thank you thank you thank you.

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     “Cats are cold, detached & unloving.”

     “Cats are not loyal.”

     “A cat will not greet you at the door.”

     “You can not train a cat”

     “Cats aren’t that smart.”

     “Cats aren’t that good with children.”

     “Cats don’t miss you when you’re gone.”

     “Cats don’t comfort you when you’re feeling down.”

What a load of crap !!!  One thing for certain… cats don’t give a rat’s ass what B.S. you tell about them. They refuse to care less, either about what you think of them, or about the people they love.

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