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@kou-crazy and I would miss you like hell

a lot of things would change

we wouldn’t have our best friend anymore

what if i just died right now

nothing would change

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If being gay is a disease, then brother, I have the plague

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onwards, comrades

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Me when @transparentluminarysalad:

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YESSSS 🙏🙏🙏

@kou-crazy @perpetualloser10191

where tf are you I miss you get over here 😔😔😔😔😔

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Be gay, do crimes, stay hydrated.

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who can relate

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I dream about being with you forever.

BELLA & EDWARD in TWILIGHT (2008)

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does anyone else ever think about how rolled up pads are like a burrito for vampires?

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I love my cat with all my heart and soul

he’s so pookie cutie patootie

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my dad is so funny because he looks like this super macho guy but whenever he’s with my cats or my dog he acts like a five-year-old who just got a new kitten/puppy

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@kou-crazy @perpetualloser10191

I’m doing my chores are u proud of me?

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in spirit i am a 7th grade boy

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damn right I will 😭😭😭

In my next life I will be reborn as #fine shyt.

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crying 😭😭😭

I’m thinking about getting a hamster and naming it after #gay. Sound off in the replies if this is a bad idea.

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I want #twilight to stomp on me.

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the doctor is Carlisle Cullen

Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #breaking dawn part 2 twice a day.