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are you ok?

Yuh!! Dw im good I just dont use this blog anymore :3 //

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This blog is boutta get deleted at Oct 1

Was a fun ride with y'all <3

New Account will follow moots dw :333

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// mod birthday yupoue!!

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n o a m o u n t o f h e l p c a n s a v e y o u

HEHHEHHEH KITTYMOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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h a p p y p r i d e m o n t h , s o n

HEHHEHHEH KITTYMOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hey hell, i have footage of a gabriel getting pressure washed using my equipment

how many P would you pay to see it?

-@literally-every-single-terminal

1 0 0 . 0 0 0 P t a k e i t o r l e a v e i t.

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Hey hell are you fucking dying cuz of v1

i w i l l s o o n ' d i e ' o u t e i t h e r w a y , t h e r a m p a g i n g m a c h i n e i s n o t h i n g b u t a n o t h e r f a c t o r t o m y e n d i n g . i v e f u l f i l l e d m y p u r p o s e , n o w i v e b e c o m e a s p e c t a t o r o f m y o w n p l a y .

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What's the Fraud layer like?

d a r k e n o u g h t o b l i n d t h o s e w h o s e e a l l . d a r k e n o u g h t o b r i n g l i g h t t o n e w e n c o u n t e r s .

ooc: and dark enough to lose your blog password thats conveniently written on a sticky note SOBBING

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chews on you

t h i s i s w h y h u m a n i t y i s a m i s t a k e . i d o n t b l a m e t h e f a t h e r f o r l e a v i n g s e e i n g p e o p l e l i k e y o u e x i s t .

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hey bob and definitely not hell how are you on this fine day (or night depending on which half of the world you're on)

i a m d o i n g g o o d a s a l w a y s. t h a n k y o u f o r a s k i n g.

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w h a t a r e q u e s t f o r m e t o l e a v e y o u a l o n e w h i l e y o u r o a m f r e e l y t h r o u g h o u t m y r e a l m s.

w h a t i s y o u r p u r p o s e n o w t h a t t h e f a t h e r h a s l e f t ?

"My purpose is none of your concern, wretched being."

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w h a t s w i t h t h e h o s t i l i t y ? a r e y o u s c a r e d ?

w h a t i s y o u r p u r p o s e n o w t h a t t h e f a t h e r h a s l e f t ?

"My purpose is none of your concern, wretched being."

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do yuo hav mor snacs?

-@bull-of-hell

f o r y o u ? a w h o l e l a y e r f u l l o f s n a c k s f e a s t w e l l , m i n o t a u r

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I've been having a thought. How does something that can produce Greco-Roman architecture and also manipulate the fleshy corpse of Minos, have the capacity to operate this website? ~ @sangria-glass

i a m h e l l . i d o w h a t i w a n t a n d a c t a s i p l e a s e . i c r e a t e b u i l d i n g s a n d c r e a t u r e s . m y o w n p l a y g r o u n d t o s c u l p t , a n d m i n e a l o n e .

ooc: anyway this is how hell operates tumblr:

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DAD CAN I HAVE SOME SUNLIGHT?

@benjamin12310

m a k i n g s u n l i g h t i n h e l l i s s o m e t h i n g e v e n i c a n t d o. h o w e v e r, i a m a b l e t o t r a n s p o r t l i g h t s f r o m t h e l u s t l a y e r f o r a s i m i l a r e f f e c t . h o p e y o u r e d o i n g w e l l s o n

ooc: hes still mad minos spent the entire budget on bisexual lighting

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Oh wow I didn't know Hell itself had a blog!!! Hii!!! Hello!!!!

- @shining-soldier

h e l l o t o y o u t o o a n g e l h o w d i d y o u e n d u p h e r e o n t u m b l r ?

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Tip of the Day:

[A moist towelette in plastic packaging falls down a hellevator and lands right in front of the a-salt-ed eye.]

Enjoy the pun.

-@literally-every-single-terminal

h a h a . t h i s i s t h e o n l y r e a s o n y o u g o t t o k e e p y o u r f r e e s p e e c h .

ooc: i bet hell would love the puns but would also have to resist the urge to punt the terminals daily