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Angel is famous in whatever job they have, their peers look up to them, respect them, view their opinion and critics as a lifeline.

So when their co-workers learnt that Angel had a partner, they all wondered who could possibly be good enough for them.

Angel shows them a photo and laughs fondly:

“That’s him~ You know, he thought I was stalking him when we first met!”

And Angel just stares at the photo with awe while their co-workers just stare at this photo of David in shock. It’s a selfie from one of his security gigs in which his hair is slightly messy, he’s wearing all of his security gear and the angle of the camera and the dim lighting just gives the photo that look - as if the photo was only ever meant for Angel’s eyes to see.

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I'm calling it now that Milo is the pack kids personal repair man.

Let's be real that man owns consoles, controllers, and headsets that should've been replaced or thrown out years ago, yet somehow via miracle they still work as if they're brand new.....sometimes.

During one of the pack holidays, one of the pack kids' tech stuff wasn't working right and Milo made the unintentional mistake of fixing it right in front of the others. And thus began the pack kids waltzing up to him, with puppy dog eyes that Asher so did not teach them how to do asking Milo if he could fix their stuff for them.

Obviously, he fixes it for them with the side of a long ass lecture on how they needed to take better care of their stuff, how expensive things have gotten nowadays, and to be grateful that their parents could buy them stuff like this because back when he was a kid these were nothing but a luxury and blah blah blah.

It gets harder to believe Sam is actually the old man here.

He likes to mess around with them by asking if they even have any repair money whenever they come up and ask him if he can fix something for them. Only to chuckle as he ruffles their hair and tells them he's only playing with them and that he'll have it fixed by the end of the week whenever they tell him no or actually try and pay him.

He refuses to accept any money from the kids or teens because he wants them to save up whatever they can. Also gives really valuable advice/lectures on how they need to save money.

He really enjoys seeing their faces light up whenever he gives them their newly repaired things. To where they tackle him in a hug while they thank him for fixing it.

Gets dejected whenever he can't fix it, apologizing profusely to them, and offers to buy them a new one since he feels guilty at the idea that he possibly ended up making it worse whenever he was trying to fix it.

Definitely have wounded a few fathers' confidence when it comes to fixing things for their kids who tell them that their father will just make it worse if they try to fix it and that they'll ask Milo because they know he can fix it for them.

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Being in the KPDH / Huntrix Fandom is a little overwhelming right now 😵‍💫😂❤️💜🖤

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You know you want them bad stop PLAYINGGGG

have you checked on your "favorite" in a while?

Of course. I do regularly.

Although just the thought of them gets my fangs aching for a bite.

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Ok now go make out with them and confess your love

have you checked on your "favorite" in a while?

Of course. I do regularly.

Although just the thought of them gets my fangs aching for a bite.

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You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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Emperor!David who didn’t marry for love. Didn’t choose Angel. The court did. His advisors did. His enemies did, a peace offering wrapped in silk and danger.

Emperor!David who saw them for the first time in the throne room, cloaked in ivory, veiled in politics, silent, but their eyes met his and something inside him snarled awake.

Emperor!David who thought they’d be easy to ignore. Just another piece of strategy.

They weren’t.

Royal!Angel who knows what they are: beautiful, clever, disposable. Sent from a rival nation with a smile and poisoned intent, or maybe not. Maybe just sent to survive.

Royal!Angel who sits beside him during council meetings and watches the way his fingers drum against the armrest when he’s annoyed. They stop it once. Just place their hand over his. He jerks like he’s been burned.

Royal!Angel who says nothing when he stares. Lets him look. Meets him there, gaze for gaze, breath for breath, like a challenge.

Emperor!David who starts waiting for them in the gardens. Never says it. Never plans it. Just ends up where they always are.

Emperor!David who asks them if they miss their old palace. They say, “Palaces feel the same when you’re trapped inside them.” He doesn’t answer. He understands.

Emperor!David who touches their waist during a dance, in public, during a feast. It’s the first time. Angel tilts their head and smiles like they just won.

Royal!Angel who leaves notes in his chambers instead of speaking in court. Witty, scathing, poetic things. “Your Majesty, you looked positively murderous today. It suits you.”

Royal!Angel who starts peeling the layers of him. Quietly. With kindness he doesn’t know how to accept. He lets them anyway.

Royal!Angel who has secrets. Of course. Things they don’t tell him. Things they can’t. But when he kisses them the first time, it feels like confession.

Emperor!David who touches them like they’re fragile and then like he’ll die without them. One hand on the back of their neck. One buried in silk. “Say it.” “Say you want this.” And when they finally do, he breaks a little.

Emperor!David who starts locking the door when they visit. Starts staying in bed longer. Starts whispering things like, “Don’t make me choose between you and the crown.” They whisper back, “I never asked you to.”

Royal!Angel who knows they were supposed to spy on him. Ruin him. Twist him. Instead they’re curled around him after midnight, bare skin against regal sheets, thinking about what it would cost to keep him alive.

Royal!Angel who tells him one night, “You terrify me.” He answers, “Good.” And then softer, “Stay anyway.”

Emperor!David who makes them a crown. Not for ceremony, for them. Private. Quiet. Handmade, like a promise he never learned how to say.

Emperor!David who bleeds for them. Sends men to war for them. Dismantles dynasties for them. And when they’re almost killed by someone from his own court, he holds their face in shaking hands and swears, “Next time, I’ll destroy the whole fucking kingdom first.”

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Interviewer: so, how long have you been a couple?

Rumi: why do people keep asking us that? Mira and Zoey are just my friends

Interviewer:

Rumi:

Mira and Zoey, who are sitting on Rumi’s lap:

Interviewer: seriously?

Someone with more skills than me draw this pls

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I cried a lot listening to Epic the Musical, Odysseus and Penelope were my favourite couple from greek mythology since high school and I couldn't find almost nothing about them in modern media, I'm so glad about this musical version and the art people made about them!

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Polytrix is so amazing because I have literally never seen a polyamorous ship that's this popular before. Especially one that's only women. As a polyamorous lesbian I am thriving right now

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being anti ai is making me feel like in going insane. "you asked for thoughts about your characters backstory and i put it into chat gpt for ideas". studies have proven its making people dumber. "i asked ai to generate this meal plan". its causing water shortages where its data centers are built. "ill generate some pictures for the dnd campaign". its spreading misinformation. "meta, generate an image of this guy doing something stupid". its trained off stolen images, writing, video, audio. "i was talking with my snapchat ai-" theres no way to verify what its doing with the information it collects. "youtube is impletmenting ai based age verification". my work has an entire graphics media department and has still put ai generated motivational posters up everywhere. ai playlists. ai facial verification. google ai microsoft ai meta ai snapchat ai. everyone treats it as a novelty. every treats it as a mandatory part of life. am i the only one who sees it? am i paranoid? am i going insane? jesus fucking christ. if i have to hear one more "well at least-" "but it does-" "but you can-" im about to lose it. i shouldnt have to jump through hoops to avoid the evil machine. have you no principles? no goddamn spine? am i the weird one here?

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"go to hell" unoriginal. evokes no feelings in me

"i hope your favourite morally complex redacted character is so blatanly mischaracterized that erik deletes their entire existence." terrifying. entirely possible. it has happened before.

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AI industry groups are urging an appeals court to block what they say is the largest copyright class action ever certified. They’ve warned that a single lawsuit raised by three authors over Anthropic’s AI training now threatens to “financially ruin” the entire AI industry if up to 7 million claimants end up joining the litigation and forcing a settlement.

well…darn

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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

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You are a fan of internationally-acclaimed K-pop group Huntrix. They drop a new single to wild success and its debut performance is canceled without clear explanation. Huntrix's management says something about a medical condition with the lead singer.

At the same time a new boyband debuts with a song that tops all the charts. The boyband doesn't seem to have a management company. Or names. Maybe that doesn't matter because their sound IS catchy. Huntrix is completely out of the public eye except for two appearances alongside this new boyband where they are there exclusively to beef. It's maybe a PR stunt. It's maybe because Rumi is exes with one of the only two named members of the Saja Boys.

People start going missing at a rate 4x the national average. You probably wouldn't even know about this except that 3 of the missing people were big names on Stan Twitter so it's kind of a big deal. There are four different high-traction posts claiming all the recent missing people were Saja Boy fans. But that's like claiming all the recent missing people drank water and breathed air.

Rumi is still on medical leave but Huntrix management is saying Huntrix WILL be at the K-pop Awards. Someone on Twitter's uncle's friend works in a recording studio and he says Huntrix is debuting a song which tells the Saja Boys to die. The exes theory gets a lot of traction. Twitter tries to doxx Jinu to confirm the theory but no one can figure out who he is. Twitter tries to doxx the other Saja Boys to the same lack of success. One account said she had "a lead" but her Twitter has been silent for 72 hours since.

Rumi is back from medical leave for the K-pop Awards just in time to have a massive falling-out and break-up on stage. This probably devastated you but you don't really remember it. The Saja Boys invite everyone to a concert. A lot of people who went don't remember going, and you'd call that suspicious except you also went and don't remember going.

Somehow no one in the crowd of 10,000 thought to record the concert on their phone. Maybe there was a "no phones" rule but usually there are still leaks. No one has any video or photo evidence of this concert happening. However you all collectively remember hearing "What It Sounds Like" at the concert (before it debuted 4 days later from Huntrix's label.) This does not make a lot of sense because this was a Saja Boys concert, supposedly. Someone says they saw Zoey impale at least one of the Saja Boys. You would brush this off as a stupid rumor but 2-dozen other people are saying the same thing and you a little bit remember it too.

There's a lot of people saying "Let's wait for an official statement from the Saja Boys" on Twitter but they've been saying that for 2 weeks now and no one has seen or heard from them since the concert. There's a lot of people saying "Zoey killed them fr" which was a joke at first and now, is not not a joke, but it hits a little different.

Most of you are kinda over SB Twitter at this point so you kind of don't care anymore but there are a few remaining fans who've doubled down on the doxxing effort to figure out if they're okay. It's not going well. One person claims to have found Jinu's identity but everyone thinks she's stupid because that guy died literally 400 years ago. YES the royal court's painting of him looks identical and yes that guy was a singer too, but come on, the K-pop look is 90% make-up anyway.

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if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.