literallymichaelafton

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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The log is in the bin!!!! The log is in the bin!!!! The log is in the bin!!!! The log is in the bin!!!! The log is in the bin!!!! The log is in the bin!!!! The log is in the bin!!!! The log is in the bin!!!! The log is in the bin!!!! The log is in the bin!!!! The log is in the bin!!!! The log is in the bin!!!! The log is in the bin!!!! The log is in the bin!!!! The log is in the bin!!!! The log is in the bin!!!! The log is in the bin!!!! The log is in the bin!!!!

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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the amount of people I see looking at SOTM and going "SEEE WILLIAM WAS EVIL FROM THE BEGINNING HE'S ALWAYS SUCKED" is so funny 2 me. Like yeah . Did anybody think otherwise let's be real

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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

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terfs cannot be touching my fucking meowth posting when hes literally played by a trans woman okay like hes off limits. i know that cat dabbles a little in they/them and she/her

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government wants trans people to detransition so here’s them chasing me to hot glue my bazoinkers back on

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YOU DON'T NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT TO LOOK HOT THAT'S THE DEVIL TALKING

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if you have "cishet men dni" in your bio i, a trans man, will not touch you with a 10 foot pole. i should not be forced to out myself as a trans man just to interact with you. on top of that, cishet men are not inherently evil. stop trying to reinvent bioessentialism with your "girl good, boy bad!" mentality.

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Hey, guys? Make peace with yellow teeth. I'm so serious right now.

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We all got that one mutual with hemorrhoids...........and if u dont well just hit that follow back button baby.......

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this is so fucked up. the novelty fnaf sodas that they sell in every vaguely pop-culture-oriented store at your local mall are genuinely better than 95% of established soda brands ivehad . maybe even 100%. what are they doing. what is in this fucking thing

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The perfect daughter

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hey gayboy my divorce went through

just left me alone,..........

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idk man. i just think itd be really cool if sign language classes were mandatory throughout primary school. yeah because it would make communication with deaf kids and autistic/nonverbal kids much easier. and those kids would be accessible to the others so they could make friends and have healthy relationships. yeah. and kids would eat that shit up man. like their own little secret language? they love that.

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