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canada looks really broken

u ok canada

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A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

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This Spoken Word Poem Is The Ultimate Love Letter To Selfies

This is how two young women begin their “Ode to the Selfie.” In under two minutes, poets Megan Falley and Olivia Gatwood manage to explain why taking selfies can be an exquisitely empowering act. 

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SNL Cast Members in Colin Jost’s “Staten Island Summer” (+ Colin Jost himself)

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Momentary Ink prints your tattoo designs as custom temporary tattoos that last 3-10 days so you can try your ideas before you commit to one. 

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Watch: Nicki Minaj reciting Maya Angelou’s “Still I Rise” is the most empowering video you’ll see today 

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aesthetic: liam ignoring the others and posing for the camera  

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Felicite Tomlinson, 14 year old sister of One Direction singer Louis Tomlinson, laying some serious truth to a giant platform she has because of her brother’s success.

I only wish I was this eloquent and feminist-thinking at that age.

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I still care about my grades but have no motivation to do any type of work????????????????????

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Don’t lie to your doctor about being a hoe

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I dont think we have that company in Canada and alas... i will never be able to smell the manly smell of Chris Evans chopping wood with his bare hands 😢

Ladies, I am holding out my hand. Do you trust me?

I need you to open Google Maps. Locate your nearest mall. Get in your car. Drive to Yankee Candle.

Past the seasonal pumpkin display, near the back of the store, you will find a trash pile Man Candle section. You will see candles called MMM, Bacon!. Riding Mower. Man Town. (I’m not kidding. Man Town.) Stay strong. Not in this section, but likely very near this section, you will find a candle called Mountain Lodge.

Hold this jar in your hands like a talisman. Close your eyes and picture a man.

I want to be clear: I’m not talking about a Hugh Dancy. Or an Andrew Garfield, a Ben Whishaw, even a Tom Hiddleston. This exercise requires someone in the Chris Evans weight class. The Richard Armitage department. Someone with smile lines around his eyes who could chop the cedar for your bower with his own hands, strangle an alpha wolf, carry you home when you sprain your ankle in the woods, bench press your entire body. Picture this man in your mountain home with a full beard, a slightly grimy white henley, a fond half smile he reserves only for you. Now open the lid and smell Mountain Lodge.

Steady yourself on the man candle display. Give yourself a second. No, you’re not wrong. Yes, the Yankee Candle Company has just eliminated the need for men. This medium tumbler Mountain Lodge candle jar is now your boyfriend. The Yankee Candle Company has effectively replaced the need for contact with the male half of our species with a compact and clean-burning candle in a jar.

“Do you like this one?” the cashier asked, ringing me up. “Every man should be required by law to smell like what this candle smells like,” I replied intensely. “That’ll be $12.01,” she said.

MOUNTAIN LODGE

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Omfg

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Michael’s voice is so under appreciated 😔

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Too fancy to function

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Savage