ellie esquire. thirty-three. virgo. real life divorce lawyer. casual narcissist. i like things. lots of things. unapologetically. so many things. this tumblr contains zero organization. it's just things i like. cis she/her
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.........i'm not saying it was written in the stars. but. i mean i usually don't tell people to do stuff. and i'm not. but it would be funny if some people remembered free will. it would be. funny. you know.
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Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅
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Happy Holidays! Don't forget to grab a knife :)
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"Dei" is of course Latin for "of God", so when President Musk talks about "destroying DEI" this is actually code for destroying the works of God, because he's the antichrist. Wake up, sheeple!
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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing
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Let’s play doctor. I'll go first. You owe me $3200.
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Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice… still shame on you. What? You expecting otherwise? Who raised you? My trusting nature does not absolve you of ethical recompense! Go think about your choices.
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