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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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I dueled a wasp with my katana for 45 minutes and i lost

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my dream tonight will be that every american military base on foreign soil implodes and collapses and never returns again

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important to have mutuals that make your dashboard unusable so you can remember to stretch, get another cup of coffee, invent a special type of glue, clean up your desk, etc

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GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

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Yooo chill I know I been teasing u but I’m afraid of sex damn look at the stars

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let’s hear it for being weird and off putting!

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for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language

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not to say things on main but it’s kinda fucked up that the mockery and torment of fat people, especially fat kids, is still considered socially acceptable

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does anyone else think that its crazy (remembers i’m in discourse time-out this week) how the wind blowing thru the grass is so common yet so beautiful. one of many marvelous experiences in this wonderful life

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✶ . silly clocks <3

f2u, credit not necessary but appreciated!

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im going to explode in the kiln