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Total funding amounts to $125.3M.
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Avocado, tomato, sprouts & pepper jack with chive spread mmmmmmm
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I do not know
why people post photos of themselves of facebook or tumblr, with captions that say things like "ugh my hair looks terrible", "ignore my ugly face in this shot" etc etc.
If you don't like the photo don't post it, and we all know your followers will post back with comments like "omg yr like totes crazy, u lk sooooooo cute" and then you'll reply saying "omg no i don't hurr derr, but thanks yr soo adorzable".
And I will be bewildered as the whole process and eat some more cereal in confusion.
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Oh the elusive doctors who apparently tell you it's worse it quick cold turkey then to wean off, give me a goddam break. Find me a report where one doctor will put their name to this claim, find me one. It's one of those urban legends of pregnancy.
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I was here, she was amazing.
Janelle Monae performing for Vivid LIVE at the Sydney Opera House.
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Fairly certain this tumblr will slowly become all things pregnancy related.
I still don't think I've quite grasped the concept of the facts that there is a tiny little heartbeat somewhere in my belly.
Sometimes I stop and think "Fuck me, I'm pregnant", then I respond with "that's what got you into this situation in the first place". I laugh and realise it's going to be okay.
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So I'm up sipping on apple cider vinegar and water and scowling at the mess that is most maternity fashion.
Thank fuck Sienna Miller is pregnant, she's always known what to do.
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Can we have a big love marathon that involves pizza and you letting me smell your glass of red wine.
I cannot get enough of this show.
Moving to Utah seems pretty good right now.
Reckon a Pagan only child could share a husband?
Hmmmm…
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Saw Dark Shadows (Spoilers kinda)
1. Did anyone else feel as uncomfortable and awkward whenever Chloe Moretz was doing her lolita-esque sexy thing. Slightly akin to whenever young children try replicating dance moves they saw off a Nicki Minaj or Pussy Cat Dolls music video.
2. Michelle Pfeiffer's wardrobe was fabulous and I want all of it.
3. The slap dash effort that was mentioning that Chloe Moretz was also werewolf, because that didn't seem last minute at all.
4. Eva Green is a fox and I want to climb her like a tree.
5. Johnny Depp was somewhere between Ichabod Crane and Willy Wonka on the acting scale.
Overall it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, some bits were quite enjoyable, but I think trying to compress a tv series that ran for I believe 6 years or more into an movie that ran for an hour and a half was never going to be easy.
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