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Hey guys check out my Gay wizards sitcom pitch

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an ornithologist pointed a microphone at a bird sitting alone on a wire and caught the sound of the bird singing a song at a decibel so low that it would be impossible for another bird to hear it, meaning the bird was singing quietly to itself I love life

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I miss you in quiet ways, in skipped songs, in sunsets that don’t feel right, in jokes I can't tell anyone else.

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"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

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anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.

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i'm actually very normal if you ignore everything i have ever said and done

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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

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tragedy enjoyers when even good intentions lead to ruin

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can I come over and untangle any wired headphones u have

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ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

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Movie Lloyd's dragon mech ON TOP!!!! tlnm mechs are so peak...

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