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Any time a customer is telling me a story and I can't understand them/what they're talking about and I'm just nodding and agreeing and looking interested I think of this gif

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fucking idiot

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Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts

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look, if i catch sight of a mutual's unfortunately popular post in the wild dragging their flailing body behind it, i am obligated to smack that pony's ass and send them for another round of the pasture. i'm sorry, it's nothing personal, but it's in my contract

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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

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"I don't even get a real name, only a purpose."

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my neighbor is watching seinfeld again. turned up just loud enough so I can hear the slap bass I know he knows I hate the slapp bass

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would you come and gamble with me in my world

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i hate him and that dumb ass toy

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Have to post this favorite of mine