little-bitch-frog

[little-bitch-frog]

can you break my crisp one hundred dollar bill into yucky pennies only

[little-bitch-frog]

The evil airplane was invented by the Wrong brothers

[little-bitch-frog]

I love how the scientific method can be applied in exactly the same way no matter how advanced technology becomes.

In 20 000 BCE we smashed rocks together, maybe to make sparks and fire, maybe to figure out the metals that compose them, maybe to get smaller rocks. I'm really not sure of the purpose; I'm not an ancient human nor an anthropologist.

This year 2025 (or I guess for the first time in 2008) we smashed really small rocks together (protons) in a really advanced smashing rocks together machine (the large hadron collider) maybe to figure out the composition, maybe just to get smaller rocks (quarks I think?). I'm not really sure of the purpose; I'm not a particle physicist .

[little-bitch-frog]

I know that somewhere out in space, there is a place called the Oort Cloud. I don't know anything about it, and I am not immediately concerned with learning more about it. All I have is the concept of its existence. I think this is Hideo Kojima's relationship to the concept of women.

[little-bitch-frog]

gerson your wife MAD ugly, she so old once she dies they gonna put her in a museum and title her “the wrinkle”💔

[little-bitch-frog]

Yes, old man, it is

[little-bitch-frog]

Asgore’s entire character as a shitpost

[little-bitch-frog]

who keeps breaking into my freezer and replacing the trays full of little water with ice cubes

[little-bitch-frog]

it's kinda sad that slop is such a popular pejorative now. after all it has done to nourish the noble hog

[little-bitch-frog]

*gripping the bed really hard while getting fucked trying not to think about sguidward getting hurt by the contraption because it’ll make me sad*

[little-bitch-frog]

Yeah

cumming is good but i kinda wish we didnt have war

[little-bitch-frog]

*crawling through the dirt bleeding out* boobs... i need to see.. boobs..

[little-bitch-frog]

im nonbinary which means I use male deodorant on one armpit and female deodorant on the other

[little-bitch-frog]

one must imagine sisyphus grinding his penis on the rock, moaning wantonly

[little-bitch-frog]

[little-bitch-frog]

your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

[little-bitch-frog]

things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

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