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happy Thursday the 20th

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Gryffindor: Hey, do you remember that idea you had the other day?

Ravenclaw: Hang on, I’m pretty sure I wrote a note about it somewhere.

Ravenclaw: *checks their notebook* Not here.

Ravenclaw: *checks their sticky notes* Nope.

Ravenclaw: *checks their memo app* Not there either.

Gryffindor: What’s this smudged on this tissue?

Ravenclaw: That would be what I was looking for!

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so when i was 7 or 8 i’d “write letters to hermione granger” and set them out on the piano in the living room every night with my stuffed toy owl and every morning i’d have a letter from hermione back, sitting at the foot of my bed, and hermione and i corresponded like that for months and i’d just like to thank my mom for writing out a “letter from hermione” for me every single night

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When you’re getting all comfy with your weighted blanket nest

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ok but imagine a roomba that’s programmed to react positively when being scratched or petted 

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I think I like Mulaney because he tells stories like how I tell stories:

Repeats things for emphasis.

Comments on parts of the story while telling the story, “You know, like how you talk to an 8 year old.”

Adds unnecessary details because I need to be fully immersed in the story I’m telling you. They hold no weight at all to the story but are purely for my own satisfaction.

Inserts random pop culture reference because my mind is basically the Wheel of Fortune and things just seemingly are linked (when they probably really aren’t ).

Facial exaggerations.

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(Tweet)

h/t: @kelpforestdweller

Either direction that could go is kind of worrying.

(That hospital is pretty worrying on its own, tbh.)

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Avengers Assemble #11

written by Kelly Sue DeConnick art by Stefano Caselli

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I love this photo of Tom Holland because he looks like a kid that’s been listening to his racist relatives argue over Christmas dinner for the last half hour:

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Bilbo: *goes on an adventure to slay a dragon & leaves Bag End empty*

The Sackville-Bagginses:

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when the story is just not working, but you keep writing anyway

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does anyone else remember that one scene in order of the phoenix where harry’s depressed and he wants to talk to sirius but ginny doesn’t know that and she thinks he’s sad about his bad date with cho so she goes to find him in the library and gives him some chocolate eggs and very carefully is like “you know, i’m sure if you just talked to cho you could sort things out” like ??? ginny has had a thing for this boy for years but she cares more about harry’s happiness than her own buried feelings to the point where she actually gives him some solid relationship advice? like these two really invented selfless romantic love huh

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i keep thinking about that tribe of baboons where all the alpha males died from eating poison garbage and then the baby boy monkeys were taken care of by the lady monkeys and never got socialized to be aggressive so they all just live peacefully and groom eachother instead of fighting and killing eachother and its been generations of that, it only took 1 wipeout of the aggressive males to change the whole social order of the species i am crying they must be so much happier

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Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don’t seem to move.

You stare up at them.

They blink.

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please watch blazing transfer students on netflix, thanks.